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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
If your balls are really big you can just scrape the hair off with a plane
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:41,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Like a microlight?
Or a boeing?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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Can't beat a close rub with a 747
Gets even the ingrowing ones out
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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Don't use a 787, the batteries get a bit warm.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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Can't use a 747-121 if you're Scottish either
Tends to leave pockmarks in your scrotum
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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Make sure you only get the ones from locker A
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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I got my head shaved, by a jumbo jet.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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Was it difficult?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:11,
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