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hello.
I'm at work. It's full of Spanish. Some of them are quite rude.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:51,
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Give them Cider.
Spaniards don't understand Cider. This is my experience anyway.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:57,
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Bulmers?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:00,
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they've gone now,
They were annoyed we didn't have 18 portions of fish and chips left at 9pm on a Sunday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:03,
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Spanish birds are ace.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:58,
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noses.
Way too much noses.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:04,
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Hello
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:59,
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alright swipe.
I'm in London tomorrow for some fucking spastic awards dinner in Wardour Street.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:00,
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The "Nakers"?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:01,
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you know, I think he'd enjoy it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:04,
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Just get as drunk as possible and be rude to people.
In fact, you don't need me to tell you this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:06,
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I'm up for Manager of the Year in my district.
I don't want the fucking thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:15,
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These things are usually about tedious internal politics anyway.
The important thing is: is there free booze?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:20,
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the email says
"a limited tab, no doubles, no large wines, no shots, can area managers buy rounds to extend the life of the tab"
So no.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:23,
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Pricks.
Take a hip flask.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:26,
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A hip flask filled with Bruichladdich.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:30,
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Worst. Pub. Awards. EVER.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:24,
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Watch out for A bombs
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:08,
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I don't know whether to say I hope you win or not now...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:29,
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