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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hahah what a French prickI shall be in Oxford at the end of July. My father is lecturing there and will be staying in St Edmund Hall on Queen's Lane.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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that's totes like a 15 minute walk from my pub. Also, about the same distance from my house. What dates and I'll book a night off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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He lands July 31stThing is, I might well have a four year old with me
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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that's cool, The dogs love children, we can just put them out in the garden to play, and we can get drunk.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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That sounds fucking marvellous(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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will you be bringing lusty? The kitchen should be finished by then, you know, so the women folk have somewhere to hang out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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If she ain't working then she'll be thereShe can bring some ironing or summat
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:45,
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I heard your daughter has inherited your biting wit and was very mean about Lusty on the weekend(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I also heard about this, and found it rather entertaining(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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Not sure what you're talking about here but she did kick her in the fanny at one point(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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I, too, saw this on the internet.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:03,
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can someone tell me what you're on about please(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:10,
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Lusty posted on FB"blah blah blah OH GOD said I look old without makeup".
Think her words were "NO REAL NAMES ON THE INTERNET, your face doesn't look new anymore".
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Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:13,
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Yeah thanks Kroney you fucking French spastic cunt.Go suck on a moth.
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wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15,
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I don't care that much.I just wanted to call you a fucking French spastic cunt.
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wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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You've still left the daughter's name though you massive twat.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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Fuck's sake.If you'll excuse me. I'm going to leave the internet, never to return.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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It really is a good job you don't work in IT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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It's not like Monty hasn't referred to his daughter by name on here before, though.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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Yeah, but I do try to live by the whole no real names rule.I blame this on having five hours sleep in two nights, Gerald.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:24,
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Monty's posted her name on here before though so I think that's fair.(
wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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He's still a French spastic cunt though, eh?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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Alreet Lusty?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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Fair to middling probably best describes it.The news of Battered's impending divorce has really knocked me for six, y' know?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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How you doing, champ?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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Been better, been worse.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:53,
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Has battereds pillow dried out yet? He blubbed most nights I heard(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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also the shit stick was a foreign object to his stunted paw(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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The chew marks are still visible(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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I'd give that a go. Get up to have a piss, and then analize battered on the way back to bed(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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Had a good weekend, loads of time with Micro.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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What's my penis got to do with this?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:32,
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he'll take any action that's on offer these days(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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O-o(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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As did I!Who'd of thought it eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14,
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We have the same internet in the North as the SouthWho knew?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14,
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AMAZING.I bet your internet smells of poverty, despair & whippets though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15,
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