Used my shavette again today
I have, as I believe the phrase goes, "cut my face to ribbons" and I'm beginning to think it wasn't such a good idea and a waste of twenty quid.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Maybe next time you'll hit the artery
Keep trying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

There is a reason why people don't use them any more, I suspect.
I think you may have found out what that reason is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

It looks so easy on the youtube videos.
The bits I got right feel great, a really close shave, but it's the fiddly bits where I feel like I've tried to peel my face that are a little annoying.

I think an actual straight razor is supposed to be a bit easier, but you have to sharpen and hone and strop the blade and all sorts and I can't be bothered with that.

I'll give it another few goes and see how it works out.

Don't worry, I'll keep you updated.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Oh I thought that's what you'd bought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Nah, it's the one where you break a razor blade in half and put it in the holder
like they use at the barbers.

You might not get this reference as you only use trendy hoxton "hair consultants"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I cut my own hair and haven't had a shave for about 6 years

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

You big fibber
you had just been to a hairdressers before we went to the Tayyabs a couple of years ago.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

is it that al is, in fact, more of a bent spastic than nakers?
i think this might be the reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Look you syphilitic whore.
There's a lot of stuff I'll let go on here, I know what sort of a site it is after all, but inferring that I am even in the same ballpark a bent spastic as nakers is just not on.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

coming from a fat, bald roofer this hurts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

this has secretly delighted me
carry on boys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Coming from a bent spastic I don't care what you think.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

give it to monty for chopping up his powders
the traces of al stubble clinging forlornly to the blade will only enhance his experience
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)