Tell her you'll bin off the booze and tabs to show her your love

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just invite a load of us round and she'll see that life ain't so bad with you
THESE ARE WHAT MENFOLK LOOK LIKE IN THE REAL WORLD
CHOOSE SMART
CHOOSE BATTERED
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

oh dear god, in a crazy mixed up world this sortof makes sense

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Ha ha. I like this idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

if i hadn't met him, so knew already that it was doomed to failure
this would be a truly outstanding idea
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I hope you get a serious and painful set of piles.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

i have a delightfully healthy bottom, thanks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH SWIPE HAS GOT A FAT ARSE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Nah trust me between us I'm sure we can rustle up some hideous creatures
I mean I have a white man afro and I'm hugely fat, and I'm probably one of the normal ones.
We're onto a winner here r
A WINNER
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Are you Buzz Osborne?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

DOES NO ONE ROUND HERE LISTEN TO NORMAL MUSIC
jesus christ I spend so much time on google looking up shit like Jerry Bentho and the Christmakers or Dave Fogarty's Rambo Ukelele Band (with Treworgy on panpipes)
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Define 'normal music'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

stuff a normal human being might have a chance of hearing of
not stuff you find out about by either a) taking every kind of drug imaginable or b) searching for stuff with fucking bodhrans in
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Define 'normal human being'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

someone who ain't a vegan

( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

You lot only really listen to U2, The Corrs and Enya, don't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

errr yeh what else is there?
And b*witched
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Damn right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

"let me put my love into you babe"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Oh come on now, don't be silly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

as she knows how much they mean to you, it can only help. If shes as stupid as Tangleds wife is she wont even notice when you carry on regardless

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Works for me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

^^ tangleds wife reads this forum and still doesn't know, thats how stupid she is

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Bless her, it's almost sweet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)