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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been told by plenty of women that if anything I take too long
unfortunately they're talking about the time it takes to unclasp the bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:56, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
bras? In cornwall?
I assumed your women just pulled the skin of a spring lamb over their tits
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Normally they do
which is why it takes me so long when a bra appears.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Why do bras suddenly appear...?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Every time you are near.....
just like me they want to be closer to you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
They long to be closed to you.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Bloody bras.
Still can't work them properly to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
You're probably buying the wrong cup size.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It's those little clasp things.
Can't get 'em open without going "Hang on, it's...wait...nearly got it...ok....aaaaaaand BOOBS"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Or more often
BOOOoooooo...Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Bo Dr +p
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Must have been a Wonderbra
Take it off and you wonder where they went
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Yeah, that's happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

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