I'm gonna give it another, say, three attempts to have a comfortable shave with my straight razor
and if I can't get on with it then I'm just gonna carry it around with me on the tube and cut bitches that look at me funny.

I'm off to the Lake District this weekend.

On the way we have to drop in to see the Mrs' Gran in a nursing home in Blackpool. It's not gonna be a lot of fun since her Gran is to all intents and purposes a vegetable.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Im off to the Lake District too
we could compare notes so I can make sure I stay well away from any area you are in
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I'm going to be everywhere.
Because I'm so fat.

lol
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

self zing
baa doom...

To be fair I live in that there lakes so I am always there \0/
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I will be in Grasmere
If you go there, you will recognise me by the lack of hair and the enormous belly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

And that you shout "look, I'm not a cunt in real live obviously" at everyone you see.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I sometime punch them in the face afterwards to prove that I'm a great liar

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

stay off the Grasmere

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

how else could you stomach living in Blackpool

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)