Well, on the one hand I spent all yesterday out in the sun with a real life girl and the previous evening at a barbecue with lots of real people
On the other, I watched Iron Man 3, The Hobbit and used "for the lols" multiple times in spoken sentences. I used it in an ironic manner, but I don't think that excuses it.

As ever, I am a one foot either side of the line kind of guy.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:41, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

the line a 'merde'-encrusted glass coffee table
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Morning, Al.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

There's nothing artificial about my intelligence

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)

+Maginot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Lusty and I had a vegetarian barbecue yesterday, I shit you not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Listening to folk music and eating vegetarian food.
Yurt prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Innit doe?
I think I must be 'on the turn'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Surely that is a "grill", not a BBQ?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Halloumi and aubergine kebabs, marinated butternut squash and a load of veg deli sides.
It was jolly nom, all washed down with bellinis and high end lagers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

This sounds rather nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

We were the smug cunts in the park with all the accessories like champagne flutes and real plates etc.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I had a sausage sarnie in the garden yesterday
Does this count?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I'm afraid not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

/o\

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

bender

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Fucking Hoxton pricks

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

We were in London Fields as well - it was bursting at the seams with hipster cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Did you have your uke with you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I bet he had a bongo he made himself out of rubbish.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah, including a pair of Shoreditch wankers
with champagne flutes, chinaware and a vegetarian fucking barbecue.

I'm ashamed of you, I really am.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I bet they had side plates as well

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Oh, for fuck's sake, Monty.
I do a good barbecued portobellow garlic mushroom. I do a good barbecue banana. However, a barbecue without meat?

That's like a sandwich without bread. Pointless.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

portobellow?
hahaha brilliant gonz channelling there, mr oboejean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

eyethangyew

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I cut a banana and put Chocolate Buttons in it before BBQing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Hi Gonz!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Try it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Needs moar rum and cinnamon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)

slice banana down middle.
Insert twix. Wrap in foil. Bake on barbecue.

Profit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Bake on barbecue throw in bin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)

throw in bin

insert up anus to tempt hamster to follow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

THERE'S A REASON WHY LINDA MCCARTNEY DIED A SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH, AND IT WERENT JUST BECAUSE OF WINGS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

WAS IT BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED YOURSELF AT NIGHT?
AND YOU STILL DO, DESPERATELY, EVERY TIME THE STEAK WITCH IS OUT ON HER BROOMSTICK?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

LINDAS ROSSIDEGES ARE SHIT
END OF GAME OVER NUFF SAID
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

HEY SHOUTY ROARY
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CAPS TODAY?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

IM SPREADSHEETING IN CAPS MAN, I ENT CHANGING FOR NOBODY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)

fucking spreadsheet monkey

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Was it 'because she had cancer'?
I bet it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

THATS WHAT HER VEGETARIAN FROZEN FOOD COMPANY WANT YOU TO THINK

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

FUCKIN MUNG-PUSHERS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)