alright Jean-Claude

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

yer...
I think I want to learn to make satay sauce, but I can't be bothered to pound up peanuts and using peanut butter feels wrong
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I have no solution to this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

it's a conumdrum alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Ribbed for her pleasure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Satay is foul.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

oh is it? I'd better not make it or ever eat it again then
thank you for saving me.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

You're welcome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Mash up a load of satay and dog toffee, then custard pie Battered with it.
LOL
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

fingers crossed he has a peanut allegy eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1954448
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Ha!
Coming from Off Topic's second most despised poster, this is gold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

who is the most despised?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

me apparently :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

What about Al?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Al goes without saying, obvs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

well he IS a cunt.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Ooh, I must say, you're much better looking than I expected.
*panders*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

awful photo that, I do not photograph well at all.
but it was the best i could find.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'll be having one off the wrist to it later on.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

glad I could be of service

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I still can't decide which photo from my extensive portfolio to use.
I might get a fresh set done.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

just stick up the "shit" one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I'm not sure that's wise.
One of our IT drones used a picture of himself wearing conical party hats on his ears. I had to have a word with him about the value of visual identity to his brand.

He's changed it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I assume you're talking about Linkedin

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I can't confirm either way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Why are you gazzing pics of yourself to Dozer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

ent no gazzing goin' on yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

jealous?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

He should be.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

If you really want, I'll gaz you the pic.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

It's not the same if it doesn't come from him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

troof
I've just been reading an interview with your mate Bozzwell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

He's a top bloke a v talented too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah, I didn't know he'd been in The All Seeing I.
Seems to be a pretty solid DJ & producer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)

something something cockgaz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)

eew

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)