Morning.
It's Friday, I might take a half day today.

How are you lot? What are your weekend plans?

I'm doing fuck all.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:12, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Weekend will be spent with my daughter.
Quite busy at work; doing the induction programme for the marketing director I have recruited here.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)

My boss just hired someone, he didn't seem to bother with planning a induction so I'm trying to keep her busy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)

That's quite unfair of your boss. How is she to know everything she needs to so that she is effective in the role?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Yep, and the exec has called him to london today.
I'll take her round saying hello to everyone and tell her about the policies.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)

drinks with Jeff tonight, recovery tomorrow, daughter Sunday
PS morning
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)

Oh yes, you've just reminded me, I'm having lunch with Jeff on Saturday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)

PS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Morning.
Say hello to Jeff, and then when he says the inevitable shit joke pour your pint over him.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)

My jokes aren't shit.
And as if Monty can afford to waste a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

That's a good point.
He should pour your own pint over you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

*nose/point*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)

No clear plans as of yet
But I would love to have access to something like this

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/the-10-best-food-festivals-8610012.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Been to the Galway oyster festival.
It's shit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)

The Cromer & Sheringham crab and lobster festival sounds ace

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)

The Whitstable one looks alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Look at Grillstock
MAY 11-12 @ Brizzle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

They used to have an Oyster festival near me, but it looks like they've stopped it. :(
BROKEN BRITTIN
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)

I love oysters.
No way I could eat 180 like the bloke on Man V Food did though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)

As do I,
Have you ever had them done on the bbq
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)

No I haven't. I prefer them raw.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)

So does Eddie Murphy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

SO DOES OL' DIRTY BASTARD!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

I get this
*ODB fives*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I get psycho killa Norman Bates!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

"Ohhhhh baby I like it raw"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

that's a fucking excellent record.
You should track down the fabriclive mix that spinbad did. Right up your street.

GOOGLE THE TRACKLIST IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I genuinely miss that guy, he was fucking hysterical

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

The first person to look at that shell full of snot and eat it was a brave man indeed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

That was shellfish of them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

*pours pint*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Fuck,Jeffers you have Grillstock Tomorrow and Sunday
ARE YOU GOING?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

probably, when I get back.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

That looks wicked
I bet it will be better than the hog roast I went to last Sunday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)

You should have skipped the hog roast
And made your way west for the big grill.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

:(
Don't rub it in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Seeing my girlfriend this weekend, seeing Star Trek at some point, seeing family on Sunday
That's about it, really.

The rest of the month is slightly better though, as from next week I have 5 day week - 3 day weekend - 3 day week - 4 day weekend - 4 day week.

Sadly, I'm turning 25 in the middle of that, but otherwise, should be good!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Let us know how Star Trek was.
I'll be going in a week or so when it's a bit quieter.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Shall do

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

working tomorrow
Then studying for my exam.

Rectal exam, obvs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Will they let you have a little grace before the exam?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I've requested a period of grace, yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Why did you delete your hamster Pic last night?
It was quite cute
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:34, Reply)

dunno
Just did.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

It was probably NSFW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Homo-erotic hamsters??????? WTF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Sweet Fuck All
... Although that normally translates into sorting out my flat and cooking something elaborate/drinking heavily.
(socynicalsohip, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)

So is Chocho a sexual predator in real life?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

alright chompy,
Probably very little other than work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Unlucky, you still planning on coming to MK at some point?
I was in Oxford at the weekend, but was only passing through on the way to Reading
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

still on the cards yeah, all depends how long this grievance against me goes on for,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I didn't know you had a grievance?
Is this because you killed that man?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)

yeah his family are well pissed off with WP about it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Windy, just killed a man...
*ponders the Fandango*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I'm on a train making my way to that London.
An intense day if meetings before ale this evening and lunch tomorrow.

I hope the selected pub is a good 'un and it does food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

The pub is good - can't vouch for the food, it looks kinda mediterranean.
The area is heaving with options though, from wanky street food to curries and nommy salt beef beigels all within a few mins walk of the boozer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Anyone else coming out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I'm going to come out and infect you all with death AIDS.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Lusty, not stunned, prob Krones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I've done way too much this morning. I've gotten to 6pm and have no more mojo.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Mojo's were ok but I preferred fruit salads

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I wish I had fruit salad.
I have pineapple though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I'm still sick
it sucks. The end.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)