Oh man, I can't do the bbc quiz of the weeks news :(
This is the worst day ever :(((((
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:17, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a really good one this week and all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)

One of the best!
Those homebrew questions were great!! And the ones about cycle paths. Amazing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Oh man :(
can you copy and paste all seven questions and the multiple choice answers for me?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Question One.
Earlier this week someone died. Was it:

A - some ragheard nobody cares about
B - some septic nobody cares about
C - some chink nobody cares about
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

D - some links regular no one cares about?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Mods - ban this troll please.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

They wouldn't dare

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

That's what Quentin said shortly before his account asploded.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Question Two
Why is high end gaming shit?

A - Because it is.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Question Three
There are talks of more redundancies in the NHS. Is this:

A - a good thing.
B - a very good thing.
C - an absolutely superb thing.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

There's seven questions battered.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I know, I've given up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

No wonder your marriage failed :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Probably the best quiz they've had in the last few months, I'd have said.

( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Best one for ages.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)

go and tell links that this is worse than when pcmechanic died

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)

They'd appreciate something to really get miserable about.

( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Nah, I'm no troll.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I refer the jury to the "Carling debate" of some years ago

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I got some homebrew stuff chompie
I haven't opened the box yet I am dead scared
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Gaz me if you need any tips.
What did you get?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

This with the bucket thing
www.homebrewwest.ie/triple-tykes-special-export-ale-40-kg-beer-kit-2786-p.asp

I dunno if I did the right thing
What if I blow up my kitchen
What if I don't have enough stuff
Oh god
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Oh that should be easy.
1: put the two cans in the sink with hot water
2: Clean the bucket and some sort of stirer with sanitiser rinse well
3: open the cans and pour into bucket
4: Add about 1/3 boiling water, 2/3 cold tap water
5: Mix the shit out of it to get air in
6: Sprinkle yeast on the top put the lid on
7: put an air lock on it (if you have one, if not then just leave the lid slightly loose)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Ah ok, don't seem too bad
I'll have a crack mon/tues next week
Expect the news to talk about the great irish beer disaster
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Two can beers kit can go from start to fermenting in about 30mins if you know what you're doing.
Best to take your time on the first go. Only way to fuck it up really is to have the water too hot when you put the yeast in.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

or he could fall in and drown
or he could get yeast in his eyes that goes to his brains and turns it to cheese
or he could cut his wrists on the cans
or a homeless could smell the beer and break in during the night and do things
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

or he might step in the empty cans and get his feet stuck, then have to blunder clumsily down to A&E to get help removing them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

You Irish and your crack, you just won't leave it be will you?
Tsk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)