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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
At my barbecue, Nakers, my mate's bringing the port cannon.
it's going to be epiiiiiic
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:27,
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12 years ago)
wtf is a port cannon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28,
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Pressure washer.
Put booze in the water tank. Port cannon.
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28,
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OK i get that, but would you really put port in it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:30,
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No, not anymore.
It was a thing when we were young and stupid. It hurt. Like, a lot.
Port's quite dense, you know.
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:31,
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Paxton dense?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:32,
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I don't see you fronting newsnight krishnan guru-murthy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:36,
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My religion forbids it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:41,
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left wingism?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:43,
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No, he's sacred
If he sits down in the middle of the street all the traffic has to go round him, etc.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:47,
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Like a starboard cannon, only the other side
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28,
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MARRSe
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:29,
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The one on the left
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28,
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