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Sunday morning up with offspring threadI watched jack reacher last night, it was quite good.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:08,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Sunday morning sitting in the sun with sausage sandwich and mug of tea reply.I have Goldfinches in my garden. This is a good thing.
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They're very pretty too.I'm hoping they'll get close enough to photograph.
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Dozer m'boy!So glad you could make it, pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair etc.
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To masterbate over "up skirt" shots you took of them on the tube?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:41,
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The tube? Up north?Don't be so ridiculous, you dull-witted nincompoop.
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I didn't watch jack reacher last nightwhy can't I be included in this thread
why are you bullying me
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Theoban What of it, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:32,
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I watched Bill Paxton give Jack a reacher-roundFOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, I AM REFERRING TO REACHAROUNDS HERE, A SEX ACT WHEREBY THE PASSIVE MALE PARTNER ENJOYS MANUAL STIMULATION OF HIS PENIS FROM THE ACTIVE PARTNER DURING ANAL SEX. AGAIN, FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, THE ACTIVE PARTNER MAY BE A MAN OR MAY BE A WOMAN USING A PENIS-SHAPED OBJECT.
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For the avoidance of doubt I'm saying that you are shaped like a penis(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:55,
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for the avoidance of doubtI am saying you are a dildo of not inconsiderable heft.
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Oh man I should have read the replies before making my highly convoluted strike through :(There's one minute twelve seconds I'll never get back
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:39,
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It helps knowing you're there for me t xxx(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:02,
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Taken microlocal to a kids party this morning.However there is decent coffee and bacon, so it's bearable.
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Don't give him any more information Lokesy, you never know what he might do with it.(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
He's no Roryeither that or he's the subtlest rory comedy account ever.
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I doHe injects life into the place.
Could do with more Quentin, too.
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I don't give a shit about 'injecting life' into here, he's just a funny guy(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
He has that Frankie Boyle styleof seeing the line most people won't cross, then stomping right over it.
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Frankie Boyle learned his craft from Jerry Sadowitz.Hello moosefuckers! I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them.
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worst apostrophe misuse ever(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:44,
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offspring thread
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:38,
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Only if you ask nicelyYou'd like jack teacher, rosamond like has epic breasts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:40,
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Like I'm shallow enough to watch a film just because one of the characters has nice breastsbrb
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:41,
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