after a few light beers at a local drinking house,
We acted like terrible scamps, and I think upset the publican, and were asked "to finish up and go home young gents, you've imbibed enough for one evening"
Oh how we did chuckle as we skipped home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

morning sweety.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Yo Wind-o

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

hi there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

That's not how Rory tells this story.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

RARGH RARGH RARGH alcohol RARGH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

after a few light beers at a local drinking house, to be sure
We acted like terrible scamps, to be sure and I think upset the publican, and were asked "feck off"
Oh how we did have a craic as we skipped home. fiddley dee
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

You have to read it at 10 times normal speed as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

it's alright though,
Rory is a work place bully, who berates his staff for the smallest mistake, instead of offering constructive advice and further training opportunities.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

offering constructive dismissal more like
hahaha this is a truly hilarious lawyer joke, where is rory when you actually need him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I got it.
Not funny
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

don't be pissing on my chips with your hot steaming piss, man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Look, I know we've been flirting a bit, but I am in a relationship and not really in to piss play. Soz.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

that just makes me want you more
i did actually have a few dates with a guy who wanted to make pissing on me "an annual event". he said "don't worry, i drink pints of water beforehand, so that general wheatiness is not on duty - there's a soldier you really don't want to run into."

there was no further date. what a fucking FREAK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I dunno, I've been browsing reddit, there are some fucking weird fetishises out there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

i love reddit
but only the funny page. i've never really bothered with the rest of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I was bored at work yesterday, started browsing around. I saw stuff. Horrid stuff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

i saw the daily fail article about the women posting pics of themselves nekkid or in their underwear
in return for karma or gold, whatever the fuck that is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

You leavin' us, Winpers?
:(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

nah,
But I work weekends and this place is dead on a Sunday night. Don't worry, you're still my favourite.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

it never used to be
but now it's a graveyard. i don't think the stupid pictures help, without reopening the argument. people log on, see a whole raft of fucking daft gifs, and immediately go elsewhere.

ironically probably to look at fucking daft gifs...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)