Part of me still wants this to be the worst attempt at a long game troll that we've seen on here since SSG pretended to have cancer.
But then, part of me is also really enjoying Battered systematically destroying everything that used to be good in his life, whilst giving us a running commentary.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

much better to be self-sufficient and happily alone
than to stay married to the wrong person for the sake of it. ask anyone whose parents stayed together "for the children", they'll tell you with one voice that they wish their parents had just got on with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)

lots of people are terrified of being alone
which is stupid. the happiest marriage on the planet is no guarantee that you won't end up with kids on the other side of the world/country and prematurely widowed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

^ Totally correct

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

well in that case I'm getting divorced from my wife who has cancer

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)