I know a thatcher and he barely gets a day off, such is the demand for his skills vs availability.
Just in case anyone is under any illusion about my aspirations, I'd really like to be able to earn a living as a musician.

Alt: It depends on the person. I have a friend who is a teacher and it is the perfect job for him as he loves the sound of his own voice and being the centre of attention, so having a class of 30 kids who have to listen to him all day suits him fine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I just saw an advert on tv and thought to myself "Aren't they those two guys from the Fosters adverts?"
Turned out to be an advert for Fosters. What's wrong with my brain, Tangled?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)

It's possible you were sobering up.
Drink more to ensure this doesn't happen again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Good thinking
Cinzano Bianco, here we come!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)

the fatter dark haired one
used to live in the flat above my friend in streatham. i've never seen a human being eat so much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)

He looks like a massive prick
Was he a massive prick?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)

My money's on 'massive prick'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)

We *are* talking about the Grand National, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Always comes first, that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)

She tried to suck him off but he couldn't get it up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)

this has never ever happened to me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)

LOTI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)

whatever your girlfriend tells you
it doesn't happen to everyone
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I am a stallion I'll have you know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)

fuck off, horse cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)

AND they've got their own type of shoes!
Do I have human shoes? Do I fuck.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I want my oats.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

he was very full of himself
had a girlfriend who was about 50 times hotter than he was, but he treated her like shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Did you associate with her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)

no
but i met her a couple of times
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)