Oooh, who wants some nommy cayke?
Fuck off, pricks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:34, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll have a big slice of fuck off, please.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Ooh yes please.
Also read this yurty bollocks m.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/may/13/10-gross-ingredients-food-horsemeat-scandal
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

What a lot of scaremongering horseshit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

FUNY U SHOOD SAY THAT
IF U EAT CUCUMBERS THEY COTE IT IN A SUBSTANCE COMMONLY FUND IN MANUR LOL UR EATING HORSE SHIT
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Apparently mung beans give you AIDS.
Just sayin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Yes, but AIDS can be cured by having sex with a virgin and large doses of Vitamin C

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

So fuck a ginger is what you're saying?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I think you have misunderstood where you might get Vitamin C from.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I like that
a compound derived from animals = UR EATIN BEAVER ASS GROSS
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Eating beaver
tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

typical harters

( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I take pleasure from the little things in life.......
when I say little, this in no way insinuates anything sexual with Battered OK
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Did you see this?
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00tl4qk

Where he makes a cake from all the additives which can be harvested from his body. Fat from liposuction, something which was extracted from his hair using the acid from his vomit etc.

Nommy
(socynicalsohip, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Nope, I'm kinda happy about it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)

YOU CAN'T BRIBE ME
Wow check this out
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/revealed-eerie-new-images-show-forgotten-french-apartment-that-was-abandoned-at-the-outbreak-of-world-war-ii-and-left-untouched-for-70-years-8613867.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

That's fascintating.
Makes you wonder how many other accidental time capsules there are out there. Well, makes me wonder anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

There's a whole town in France somewhere.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

There are lots of towns in France you fucking dipshit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)

We stumbled on one back in the 80's
The Players Cigarette factory had a huge air raid system under the roads that went on for miles, that had been untouched since the war. Radio rooms, propaganda posters, gas masks and newspapers and much much more.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I'd have loved to have seen that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I was fucking ace, each tunnel has the street name that it ran under
Good fun for a 12 year old kid at the time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Why did you take a 12 year old kid down there, you nonce?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I was that 12 year old kid Tangledthickythickpants

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

NO? REALLY?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

DURRR YOUR SO FICK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

innit doe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

This was quite interesting when it was first found last year

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Morning.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Where's Tory boy?
I want to laugh in his face as his party stab each other in the back and fall apart.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Who are you backing for leader then?
This Gove chap seems to be the sort to stand up to the suits in Brussels and defend good old British values.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

*taps nose*
The smart money's on that Nigel Farage fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I'd say he's a long shot for leader of the Conservative party.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I prefer that 'Paddy Pantsdown' chap

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Yeah, I love the way he used studies by UK gold and Travelodge as evidence that Kids are thick.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

He certainly proved a point about things not being properly researched.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Jamie Oliver was in the Standard last night wearing a spasticated trilby and saying he likes how ukip are 'stirring things up'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

*Sigh*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Thick tongued racist bastard.
I thought his hat was tres jolie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I want coffee now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Pretend drinks are in the other thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I don't have any drinks real or pretend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I have a packet of Salt and Vinegar Discos
I forgot how powerful the taste is on them badboys
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

The only crisps stronger were early 80s own brand Sainsbury's salt and vinegar
Those motherfuckers were practically hallucinogenic
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

More terrible drug lies online
*shakes head sadly*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

It's where the phrase 'on the vinegars' comes from
Tru story
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

They were great - enough vinegar to make your nose bleed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I once had a packet of Beef Hola Hoops that was mainly just the dust they sprinkle on
They should sell that stuff loose
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I hate Spanish crisps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Same
I don't even like coffee, but I feel like I need one.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Are you some sort of quare?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Did you see that Brangelina has had her tits lopped off?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Yeah, cool eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

In other news did you hear that Thatcher died?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Soz.
Unlike you I am not an avid reader of Grazia.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)

She got rough years ago

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Are they on ebay yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I found Al's wet dream (what a cunt)
imgur.com/a/tAYbL?gallery
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Butt Rub?
Sounds about right.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)