I once vomited so explosively after eating a fruit salad at school
that it managed to spatter a little bit onto the back of a teacher's legs.

I haven't eaten fruit since.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:37, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

is that why your teeth are all falling out and your skin looks like flaky old paint

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

That's eating coal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

This seems a sensible approach.
I guess you don't drink either.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I wouldn't say that.
It's a texture thing (and to some degree, smell). I'll happily drink fresh orange and apple juice. And wine, natch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Phew, dodged that scurvy bullet there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Indeed.
Thankfully I'm not a picky eater generally and I do like my vegetables. Hence why I'm talking to you lot now. Oh, stop, my sides, etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Haha we have a right laugh here don't we

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Whoa, check 'em.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Morning DG
How goes the job front?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Following up a couple of things at the moment.
And I'm outta here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Cool
Good luck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

When I was in playschool I went to tell the woman in charge of us that I wasn't feeling well.
She said "You're not going to be sick, are you?"
I said no and then vomited on her shoes.
"That was a bit naughty, wasn't it?"
I couldn't help but agree.
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)

sacre bleu!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

+rgh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)