I know, right?
Orange juice without bits is fucking rank. This guy knows nothing.
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What?
You're worse than Hitler, you are.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Freshly aqueezing juice is fucking nom
though a right pain in the arse
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Don't use your arse for it, then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

that stuff with bits in should be illegal
they make me want to heave.

even worse if you're a bloke with a beard. imagine all those juicy bits of pulp getting stuck in your rank ginger face muff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I've almost perfected drinking from a glass without getting it all in my beard now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

It's almost as though she expects everybody else also
consumes food by troughing it face down in a bowl.
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

i've seen you eat
i know the score

like a dog troughing hot chips
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

My table manners are impeccable.

( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)