Yo, I do hope you are sticking around to reply to the answers in this thread
Nigella LAWSon is silly, for fuck sake stop pushing your chest out making innuendos and sitting down with your fake friends* just show us how to cook.


*always a token Chinese and black friend
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:43, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Needs one in a wheelchair for a full set.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:45, Reply)

Good morning Mr Hare.
I'm not going anywhere, it's cold and wet and windy. Fuck off massive breakfast, extra black pudding and a pot of coffee. Yay for me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:48, Reply)

I've had smoked salmon & scrambled eggs this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:50, Reply)

Never been a fan of salmon.
Scrambled eggs is good though. Cooked by Nigella?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:51, Reply)

Nah cooked by some ghastly Pole in a hotel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:55, Reply)

You in Poland?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:56, Reply)

Yeah. Poznan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:56, Reply)

Never been there.
Any good? I'm looking for a holiday and want to go somewhere I've never been.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:59, Reply)

It would be ok for a weekend break, but no more than that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)

A Polish guy from my local suggested a visit to Auschwittz
Sounds a cheery day out.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:03, Reply)

I hear its it a gas

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:07, Reply)

References Sex Pistol song.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)

I have yet to have breakfast
I'm going for Toast with Marmite and Real Butter
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Good choice.
I also approve of this.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Always real butter. Margarine can GTF.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:04, Reply)

Margarine is the Devil's spunk.
It;s made from all sorts of shit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)

I hate you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

She'll be going on the OFIF list

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:59, Reply)

What's that?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)

Over Fifties I'd enjoy an evening of mutually respectful relations with

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)

Ah.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)

See now that you have OG you're getting to picky

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)

When will she be going on that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

OG's also on the OFIF list
but there it's Fifteen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I thought she was on the UFIF list

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)