I like a nice Greek salad
PDAs are embarrassing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Fun fact:
Feta (as in 'feta cheese') has the same linguistic root as 'foetid' - the reason for this is that it's not really a 'cheese' at all. It's the salty, stinking smegma from the bellends of obese, moustachioed oleaginous Greek bummers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

you need your own history of food program

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I see myself as a modern-day Keith Floyd.
I reckon I would be a good food programme presenter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Anthony Bourdain is my favourite

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

He's cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Simon Rimmer could be the next Gary Rhodes!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Gary Rhodes could be the next Nigel Kennedy!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Ainsley Harriott could be the next Lenny Henry!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

DAWN FRENCH COULD BE THE NEXT MICHEL ROUX

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Because she's eaten him?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

something something thick white sauce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I see you more an English Yotam Ottolenghi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I see you as an English Reza, spice prince of India or whatever that fucking whoopsie is called

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Fun fact:
You're a Tommy Saxondale prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1965254
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Nice use of "oleaginous"

(McChinaman banned, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Damn those Russian billionaires

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Feta and olive are the only nice things in a Greek salad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

What about Your Mum's Tits?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Her tits go in all her food

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)