He should have been able to tell you had private health insurance just by looking at you.
You look like Hugh Grant's floppier haired brother.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

my hair is not floppy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

oh strikethrough
where art thou
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

tell it to Guy Pelly, Fogesy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

low blow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Is this a Battered BJ reference?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

"Oh, sorry bro, I'm with BUPA, yah?
"I like them because they give me a cup of coffee when I got my appendix out, yah? And my friend Jocasta said they were jolly decent about getting her granny cremated, yah?"
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Ape to a T

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Sorry I meant tied to a tree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

PG Tips lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I organised my coffee enema for a saturday afternoon while I took my baby daughter to her tutors.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

That'll Costa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

That's not what I heard.
I heard The Baroness had to take the sprog because it was too far for you to travel.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

She got a free bottle of milk though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Didn't poppet have na enema with her mum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

WHAT?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

yeah they pump one full of water then connect them by a hose so the effulent washes back and forth
more efficient that way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

That made me a little mouthsick...
The worst bit was it was back into my coffee. thanks
(socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)

success!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)

do they go on some sort of enema see-saw to get it to go back and forth

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

they have people sit on their stomachs to force it out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)