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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Enough of that
I'd like to see Spitting Image back on TV.

Which TV series would you like to see brought back?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:01, 238 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
awww battered,
I'd just read that article, and thought it interesting. Was going to comment, and then this. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Hi winders. How are things?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)
A modern version of that children's show with alien tripods

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Do you mean 'The Tripods'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Supposedly Disney have it "in development".
So Wiki says.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
The books didn't hold up very well to a reread :(
the second one was some bizarre slave fantasy I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
That'll be better on screen I am sure.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)
There was a show called "Crisis Command: How would you run the country?"
It was _amazing_.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Firefly!!1!
Not really, I'm glad that shit was cancelled. I'm hoping they renew Hannibal though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)
FUCKIN ELL
Alright Amberl
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Alright Monty
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
pretty fucking good ta, what've you been up to?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Glad to hear it
I've been writing and stuff/work searching/some work doing etc. V boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
You really ought to start a thread detailing what you've been up to since you were last here, so you don't have to keep telling people individually.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Don't talk logic tangled!
It doesn't suit you.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
shut up you fucking prick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I see.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
You're still wrong about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
I'm very comfortable and secure
in saying I'm right about that. I even gave it another try and it was still shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
To each their own, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Hannibal is proper ace I am loving it
I could watch Mads Mikkelsen cook lungs all day long
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
He's really really good
I'm crossing my fingers that it gets a second season- Bryan Fuller though so chances are slim.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
What I've read it seems fairly likely, even though no-one's watching it, just because the channel doesn't have anything else
But it looks expensive, so who knows

I'm watching Pushing Daisies at the moment, not seen it before, much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
It's a pretty ace cast so I imagine they're expensive
Pushing Daisies was very good, shame it got cancelled though I guess it means it never gets ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I reckon a recent adaptation of Day of the Triffids could make a really good mini series
SCI FI!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I think one was done a couple of years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I was right
www.imdb.com/title/tt1332653/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
well there you go...can't have been all that good though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
It was GASH.
And Eddie Izzard and that little fag from 90210 were in it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Didn't see it. I enjoyed the book though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
FFS
the 80s TV series was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
The recent series. Not the 80's one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I NO DAT
Izzard is a wanker and should die.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Monkey OBVS
They have done a remake of "The Water Margin" but it as yet to hit our shores
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I'd happily watch a few more series of LOST

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)
That was dragged out like a mother fucker
Even worse plot than the fucking dream thing from Dallas
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
yeah but was worth it, proper intrigue

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Trolling cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I watched every single episode of that program
Not trooling
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
ASHAMEDLY Lost is probably my favourite programme, I love it, even the shit first part of the third series where it's all about rock breaking and fish biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Lovejoy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Deadwood was a wicked series

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I don't see how this post is relevant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Because Lovejoy calls everyone a cocksucker and gets kidney stones.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
It was a good series

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I was in an episode of that once.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
as a feeder?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Blimey, epic zinging from Emvee here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Alright Tinker

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Ulysses & He Man
And Grange Hill - where are they now?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)
And a Mr Benn special where he ends up wearing a clip on tie

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
and visits the magical world of shipping insurance, where he goes on an adventure to "lunch" and gets so intoxicated he pisses himslef

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
It writes itself!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
or it gets the hose

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Love Thy Neighbour
Mind Your Language

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
The Black & White Minstrel Show?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Love thy neighbour

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
What about Mind Your Language?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
what about Love thy Neighbour?
Can't believe no-one's said that yet
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
??????????
The curse of the copy and paste
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
What about Mind Your Language?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Fuck you, and the language you rode in on

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Saved me from requesting the same.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)
3-2-1

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Ted Rogers deffo looked like a Yewtree candidate

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdbkpVq29m0
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Ewwwwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Q: “The Arches Might Provide A Clue, Not Strolling But He’s Going Too”,
A: “Well the first three letters of arches might have been clue enough, but we also said not strolling but he’s going too. Well if you take away HES from arches, all you have left is ARC. If you rearrange that with the sheet music, you’re left with ‘Music Maestro Please’. So what do think that means? Maestro! The British Leyland Maestro! You’ve won the car!”

That was a real one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I see you just read the same article as me

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
TV Cream.
I was talking about this to Monty the other day funnily enough.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I always suspected they had different interpretations of the clues
so they could make you win the car or not as they chose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Are you saying they fixed it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'm suggesting it's possible

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

www.oilzine.com/features/Features_details.asp?ID=16
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Monarch of the Glen
That was brilliant. I often used to be late for D&D sessions because I was watching that.

/thuglife
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
RRRRRRRRRRRRentaghost!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Gadzooks.
The bloke died didn't he. Mr Claypole. Mr Gaypole more like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)
I GET THIS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Yesterday on a podcast I heard that the grandson of the guy who wrote Rentaghost apparently has rock hard abs without doing any work because he wanks in a sort of V position with his legs up
And also apparently likes having his balls punched really hard
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
It was the REGULAR FEATURES podcast if anyone cares
No doubt you do not
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Who doesn't?
Apart from me, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
The guy who shagged him said he couldn't do it because he wanted his balls punched so hard it made him wince

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Jim'll Nonce It!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Now then, now then. What have we here?
Little Sarah-Louise Cancer Patient who wants to be my penis warmer, for thee dey!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I'm sick of remakes/reboots/sequels lazy commisioning
I'd rather have a new high budget Sci Fi show.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Gosh me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Or more cookery programmes starring Ainsley Harriot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)
He's such a soothing onscreen prescence
- and he really knows his stuff!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I like how he cannot say 'sautee', 'jalapeno' or 'guacamole' correctly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Ainsley gets his big cock out.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
+of your Mum and slaps her around her jowelly face with it. Glistening bang rod dry in the breeze.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Hang on sorry I always get 'have a new high budget Sci Fi show' and 'stab myself repeatedly in the eye with a rusty fork' mixed up

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I'd rather have a new high budget stab myself repeatedly in the eye with a rusty fork

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)
All that high end pizza has rotted your brain

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
did we ever find out what sort of pizza he had?
look I've not had lunch yet you can't stop me asking him
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Watch Hannibal
it's not sci-fi but it's interesting TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Defiance?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
I watched the first episode, does it get any better?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Film 82

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Did you know that Barry Norman
isn't even a real Norman?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
*splutters um-bongo*
WHA??!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
NO!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Monkey!
They'd ruin it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Stop trying to troll me :(
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1965679
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Jpod was cancelled way too early.

(socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
It was a truly terrible book.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
I enjoyed it...
So there!
(socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
It's no Truth Machine by James Halperin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Both Monkey Dust and Brasseye
Both taken too young, RIP alwayz in r harts wiv de angles.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
I reckon Nathan Barley could stretch to a second series

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
"Technically Illegal"
Yes it really could
(socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Younger...younger......

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I'd watch it- Nathan Barley was ace
Seconding Brasseye as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Or The Day Today

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
OMGIRL!!!
how are you, mein lieb?? x
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I'm good thank you!
How are you?!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)
much happier now you are back here
quality of posting will rise dramatically!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
You're eternally hopeful

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
monkey dust was fucking brilliant
but didn't the dude die, so it had to stop at one series?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
I'd like to see a 'Red Dwarf meets Spaced' kinda show.
That would be smegging brilliant!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
the main actor should be that podgy ginger guy off those BT ads,
he's not annoying at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
You should do a film review show.
Loads of people will watch that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I should film myself reading them out, and 'post' them on 'You Tube'!!
That means 'make them available on 'You Tube' - you don't actually put them in the post!!!

I'd get a lot of viewers and then I'd 'go viral' - it sounds nasty but it's actually a good thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Everyone will 'like' me on 'Tweetbook'!!!
That means they like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)
You can make a lot of money on the youtubes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
EmVee's gonna give me some get rich tips

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I think you should do a film review shoe
just film reviews in reverse onto the soles of your shoes then while the ink is still wet kick someone in the face
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
If it's a long review you could use one of Dozers shoes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)
the female lead could be 'Stacey Solomon' - I think she's well random!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Was she in East Enders?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I've no idea
I've seen her on two panel shows and she is the most estuary-whining vapid cretin this side of Danny Dyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Worse than Battered? WTB

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Nowhere near that bad

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1965844
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Taller too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
They could make an adaption of Robot Wars about sexual aggression; Rape Wars.
They could keep them same host.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)
ROBOT WHORES

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
you joke
but I would totally watch a the office/parks&recreation style red dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i just had to have my browsing history deleted due to errors accessing a legal website thing
you're ALL blue-namers now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Hi there n00b - that means 'new person'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
we've also had no external emails since 9am this morning
i don't know what IT people do, i really don't.....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
KRA-HO-NEEEYYYYYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I was a blue namer before because you never clicked on my profile to send me a gaz to invite me to secret bashes.
=((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
who the hell is this sock?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)
you must be someone's sock, i'm sure i have no idea who you are
none at all
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
We live in a world of amazing computers and for the first time affordable and good VR
WHY THE FUCK IS KNIGHTMARE NOT ON MY TELLY
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)
i used to love that shit as a kid
although it would have been much more fun to be the controllers than the one fumbling around in the gimp mask
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
It was total diarrhoea

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I just used to love the kids shouting at the helmet kid
PICK UP THE PORK PIE
PICK IT UP
PICK UP THE FUCKING PORK PIE
PUT IT IN YOUR KNAPSACK
NO NOT THE KEY
YOU FUCKING DOLT
Oh great he's starved to death
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
this is a very accurate summary
imagine if b3tans had been doing it

NO GIVE ME THE PORK PIE

OM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
DON'T TAKE YOUR HELMET OFF
STOP EATING THE SCENERY
DON'T SUCK THAT DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
this sounds like the kind of thing i used to yell at yoshi on my brother's snes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
THEN WHO WAS DICK?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
luigi?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Tut, hacked Snes mods, disgusting
Reporting you to JAP PLOD
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
waaaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
YOU'RE IN A ROOM

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)
LEFT
NO RIGHT
SHIT HE'S FALLEN DOWN A HOLE
Nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)
To be honest I wouldn't care if they never made another television programme again.
I think I've watched most things I'm ever going to by now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
WHAT ABOUT MY SITCOM?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
It's not a very original idea and all the jokes have been done before.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
lies
nobody has ever written a sitcom about wifeswapping in a mung-bean infested yurt before
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Citizen Smith

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
The Good Life

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippies_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)
The Adventure Game.
It would probably cost too much drogna to bring it back.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
much like your arse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Quite so.
What's your fucking problem, ginge?

Huh!? You want a slap?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)
oh yeah
harder baby. make it turn pink.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
SPIDERMAN!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)
*pictures stunned in skin tight red and blue leotard*
monty, take him away.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)
different sort of Spiderman.
Spidermanning is probably more accurate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Web fling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
does stunner have a cock like a small terrier?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
i was referring to my arse...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Which is the size of jupiter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
That's no moon
Oh wait....it is
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
only compared to your tiny little boy cock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
*lipsticks*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
TV Offal
and the rather excellent "Attention Scum" should defo come back, along with International King of Sports. Hilarious.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)
hoorah
another bird

stick around. PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
ok!

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
This Morning with Richard not Judy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)
i was beset by chuggers on my lunchbreak
The 3rd one I dismissed without looking then accosted me saying"but don't you want to save the NHS?"...I told him I have private health insurance so it doesn't bother me all that much.

He looked like I'd pulled a turd out of my arse and slapped him around the face with it.

I walked away.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
CMB

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Nice work bullingdon
You showed that dirty prole
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSS
CHALK ONE UP FOR THE NAKESTER
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
What actually happened is he shuffled around and was embarrassed into signing up,
but he's going to cancel the direct debit before his wife finds out.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
akshully I'm very good at dealing with these bellends
and I don't think he wanted money, I don't actually know what he wanted tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
NAKERS ONE - CHUGGERS NIL!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I'm so proud of you!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
thought you might be
you should have seen this gangly prick with his long hair and "leaflets"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
the NHS is begging on the street now?
i would say it's someone they sacked, but... public sector innit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
He should have been able to tell you had private health insurance just by looking at you.
You look like Hugh Grant's floppier haired brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
my hair is not floppy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
oh strikethrough
where art thou
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
tell it to Guy Pelly, Fogesy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
low blow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Is this a Battered BJ reference?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
"Oh, sorry bro, I'm with BUPA, yah?
"I like them because they give me a cup of coffee when I got my appendix out, yah? And my friend Jocasta said they were jolly decent about getting her granny cremated, yah?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Ape to a T

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Sorry I meant tied to a tree

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
PG Tips lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I organised my coffee enema for a saturday afternoon while I took my baby daughter to her tutors.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
That'll Costa

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
That's not what I heard.
I heard The Baroness had to take the sprog because it was too far for you to travel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
She got a free bottle of milk though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Didn't poppet have na enema with her mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
WHAT?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
yeah they pump one full of water then connect them by a hose so the effulent washes back and forth
more efficient that way
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)
That made me a little mouthsick...
The worst bit was it was back into my coffee. thanks
(socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
success!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
do they go on some sort of enema see-saw to get it to go back and forth

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
they have people sit on their stomachs to force it out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
My life is complete!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I don't think even he has the power to make this good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
But he's got Lee Mack's extensive comedic CV at his disposal!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Is it a white version of "Everybody Hates Chris"?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Yeah
Everybody Hates Lee and Catherine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
There is no god. We are alone in a random desolate universe.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
That's because you're Satan.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I wonder who will play the tall bloke?

(socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Peter Serendipitous

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Return of Lee Mack
/markmorrisonlols
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I can't believe you've spent this long disussing retro TV.
Is Stuart Maconie here?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
MACOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIEEEEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Hey Al, Al, over here, AL
Start us a new thread, will ya?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

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