Morning
Well it looks like a company I used to repair my tablet that did a really good job back in April that I recommended to several people has now nicked it. Their website is down, their phone just rings and rings and they are ignoring emails.

When were you last ripped off? Tell me your tales of woes.

Alt. fuck off
( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:25, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the name of the company?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)

slserv.co.uk
They did a great job the first time I used them, gits
( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

There website says don't worry all repairs are going to be done as normal.
Probably just changing offices or some shit. Give them a day or so and if not ring the non emergency number by the police saying you tihnk you've been the victim of postal fraud.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

slserv.co.uk/index.html
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Yup they don't reply to those either

( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Its been like that for nearly three weeks

( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Check the company out on duedil.com

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)

I'm not sure they will feature

( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

If they are a limited company then they will. It's free to use and should tell you who the owners are & where they live, should you want to pop round...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Doubt they are limited tbh
I'll check though
( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Bought an oven glove from this company in Cornwall
Had a microscopic but distinctly penis-shaped hole in it

Etc

I'm really fucking grumpy today. Who wants a fucking fight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)

You've scared everyone off with your threats.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)

I am a terrifying bastard
I know you've no reason to be in Norwich since you abducted the Baroness, but I could have sworn I saw you yesterday. I was literally about to say hello to a complete stranger before I realised he was looking at me in a deeply suspicious and slightly fearful way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

your new haircut is pretty savage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I have no idea who you are or how you know that
but, I'm only going to take a punt and my apologies if I've misunderstood, I reckon that's not a compliment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

There was a feature on it in the Norwich Advertiser.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I'm actually going to click this
for overlooking the obvious "phone box flier" joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

How rude!
It's on your fb profile pic innit.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Well yeah
but not knowing who you are I don't know if we're FB friends!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

we're not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

And now I know what level of fear to attribute to you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Do you check everyone's facebook profile pictures?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I've printed them out to put on my wall

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

How do I look?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

infectious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Spreading my good mood with a winning smile.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

yeah that's what i meant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

strikethrough about STDs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

He would have a problem checking mine

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I'm very pretty

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

It's offtopics pet bent spastic by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I did wonder
Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

*smooch*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I have one of those faces.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

It was the beard
and the screaming half-dressed woman running away from him, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

You'd know all about the shape of a hole made by a penis wouldn't you!

( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

My poo comes out cock shaped

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Kroney will be on this like a dog on hot chips.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

In my trade we have a system of registering certain materials for a discount
It seems that there is some insider trading going off between the Rep. and this other company, where no matter what you register this other company always seems to have it registered before you.

That to date has ripped my company off for millions
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I used to work for a company that sold itself metals from a sister company at a massive price
so they could write it off. Most of it was sold for scrap.
( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)

mother fuckers, that's gonna cost you another £500 for a bj

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

No
Its going to cost me another £500 to not get a BJ
( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

sad times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

No woes here, in fact I'm feeling pretty chipper.
Alt: Nah, you'd all miss me too much.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

China is home of the scam and ripoff
I really should learn my lesson:

Rechargable batteries - didn't recharge
4 way USB adaptor - didn't work
Batteries - didn't work
Watch - lasted a week
Trousers - lasted less than a day
"Smirnoff" vodka - hairspray
French red wine - grape juice and ethanol

I'm pretty sure there's chocolate in the gold coins I invested in, too.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

You should come back to the UK

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)

That had honestly never crossed my mind
Until yesterday
(McChinaman banned, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I bought a 128GB USB Stick from a market in China.
Formatted to 128GB OK
However if more than 2GB of files were put on it the first files files would start disappearing.
(socynicalsohip, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

CSB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Can you imagine the wild times he and chompy must have had when they shared a flat?
Clunes and Morrissey had nothing on these boys.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)

In MK you have to make your own fun

(socynicalsohip, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)

is that why you gave each other gob job sunder the table every night?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)

My mate bought one of those
Poor bugger I told him you can't get a 128gb stick for 30 quid
( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

The worst bit is I kind of knew it wouldn't work.

(socynicalsohip, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)