The Staffs/Cheshire bit from 20 to about 13/12 has the worst standard of m/way driving ever
and that includes the M5.

None of them know how to join or leave without fucking the traffic flow up, they all drive way too close and don't know which lane to be in, so you get a queue at every junction for no apparent reason. Cunts the lot of them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MOTORWAY CHAT
cf. Rory's current sig
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

you know what?
I might buy some Famous Grouse tonight. I'm planning on drinking it mixed with Dr Pepper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

According to Nakers list of days it is also
"World Whiskey Day" Tomorrow
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

hence the cheap nasty blend and mixer to celebrate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Fuck off yurtprick
cf: every 10th post of Monty's
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Is this because you are still scared of driving on them?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

No, it's because it's fucking dull.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Wish you'd go play your guitar on the M6

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

drop a trail of mung beans up the middle lane
"ooh a piece of lentil"

"ooh a piece of lentil"

"ooh a piece of splaaaaaaaaaat"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Silly rachel, a mung bean is not a lentil.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

tee hee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

there are also too many exits
they should ditch one of the services and perhaps nuke stoke/stafford
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

This is good thinking
Cheaper than George's pointless train set, too
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

nuking stoke is just common sense

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)