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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sound off like you’ve got a pair, maggots
So Paul Shane is dead who is next?

Alt: Kroney best be careful….
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22563657
His day of hell raising on the roads may be over, what other kinds of swift justice should be given out and how?

Alt:alt: How do you plan to celebrate your Friday?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:00, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A sick, old person?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Like THATCHER!
Oh.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I HAVE A DULL PAUL SHANE ANECDOTE
One time when I went to see Sheffield Wednesday play he was two rows behind me, looking like a mafia don
END OF DULL PAUL SHANE ANECDOTE
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:03, Reply)
I for one would like to hear more stories like this.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Well tough that's your lot

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I could probably muster up maybe two anecdotes like this, if that helps?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
About Paul Shane?
And I thought you were told to leave for the day, does King Battered not rule here?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
He can't even get his wife to listen to him
what hope does he have controlling the internet?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Then who's in charge over here?
This is very confusing
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
B3th from about 1530 or so
Before then anarchy reigns
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)
b3th ain't even in the country right now, is she?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
I heard she's gone to sea world Florida

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
+ for a bath

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
She should be careful, what if Kirk and Spock kidnap her and take her to the future eh?
Risky business
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
*takes those old records off the shelf*

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
this must have been someone's most speculative second account yet

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)
No, about other minor celebrities.
I was never lucky enough to get that close to Paul Shane.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
To reach out and touch the face of god
That's what it was like to sit almost near Paul Shane
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Can I touch you?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
It's not only allowed, it's encouraged

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I don't know who Paul Shane is
but how long till the noncing accusations come out?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Hi de hi was one of the shittiest sit coms ever
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22563351
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
I always confuse him with
Paul McShane

with hilarious consequences.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
that is one ugly motherfucker

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
geez you got a big pussy geez you got a big pussy

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I thought that was going to be ian mcshane

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)
altalt: Picking up my kid at seven, then bath & bed then plannign a holiday over a glass of wine

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Bless, you got access over the whole weekend?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Nah, taking her home at 5 tomorrow, then having a cheese and wine evening with two spastics off the internet.
Well, three if you include my dear missus which I OBVIOUSLY don't
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Because she's not on the internet so often now?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
NO TANGO NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT NO

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
You're going to look at a young girl naked and then get drunk?
You disgust me with your dirty Yewtree ways.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I'm from the 70s, Al - it's 'what we do'

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
I held a young girls bottom yesterday
and then she peed on me.

I'm worse than Saville.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
You should hand yourself in before you strike again

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)
It's too late.
This morning I did something unspeakable with a wet wipe.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
I think as long as you know deep down that what you are doing is wrong, then there's still hope for you.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
You know those stinger traps the police use to stop stolen cars?
I think they should be fitted to pop up at every set of traffic lights when they change to red.
Also, the lanes of roundabouts should be lined with nails rather than white lines.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
This is actually a good idea
also Garrot wire at traffic lights for cyclists
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
alt alt: Nice dinner, homebrew and bottling cider.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
How is the cider turning out?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I use a bulldog cider kit often, it makes a decent strong (7.5%) very dry cider thats nice.
I'm trying to make some elderflower cider at the moment, it smells a bit eggy at the moment but I'm hoping that'll go in the bottles.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
It won't. Elderflower is fucking rank.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Girlfriends choice, but I don't mind the taste.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I don't mind it.
SO YOU MUST BE WRONG
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)
THATCHER LIKED ELDERFLOWER!

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
altalt: by tracking down battered and kicking him in the nuts

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
have you not got him on Stalkerbook?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
i don't have anyone on fb

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Would you like a link to his facebook and linkedin profiles?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Nah you're alright thanks, I can do my own dirty work

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Whilst not wanting /OT to be all HSH
But could someone start a thread that all feel they could get involved in?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Yeah another thread will make this better.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
One done by a neutral party will be all inclusive

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Get fucked

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Go hug a tree
you limp wristed sweaty handshaker
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)
what's wrong with this one?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Batts won't join in :(

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
why not, what's wrong with him?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I'm not gonna go there...... OK...... YEAH

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)
have you too had a lovers tiff?
has he actually got you on 2.0?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)
I have nobody on 2.0. Just had to do some work for a change.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Why do you hate Harters bats, he's crying his eyes out here

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
*reaches for another mansized tissue*

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)
are you taking the piss out of battered here?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Always...........

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Only pricks use 2.0
I don't believe he has ever used 2.0
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I put Frank on it briefly the other week.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
over the pink CDC's?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
No, but tbh I can't remember why.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I think poor old frank has gone for good

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
momo will have chewed through half of his prolapse by now

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
He probably died of psittacosis caught from that stupid fucking parrot.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
I think he may have garrotted himself with telephone cable.
Never would have happened if he'd have bought a phone table like I suggested
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
1. FILL A TRAFFIC CONE WITH CONCRETE
2. ALLOW IT TO SET
3. SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSEHOLE
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Have you mistook me for Darth?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Needs more razor blades

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
>o<

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
that is all
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Don't worry about it mate, you two were never that suited to one another.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
nah, work innit

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1966776
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Have you been shit at something?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
yes and no...
I've not done something (to make up for someone elses fuck up) as I've just not had the chance and now people are all angry and shit.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

just not had the chance been fucking around on here.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
well that too, but i like to fit my fucking around on here in between work

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
HANG YOURSELF

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Hey hun
you ok?
want a hug?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
can i stroke your fro?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Yeah man
Pet it like an overgrown hamster
That's right
Stroke it
Stroke it good
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Don't let Dozer catch wind of this

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
*catches wind*

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Alright Donovan

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)
?????

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
alright Trevor & Simon

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
They were a pair of unfunny cunts.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I have just had a look at Nakers “list of days” again
Today is “World information society day” and “International day against Homophobia and Transphobia”
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
It's also Galician Literature Day

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
How much could you write about Garlic?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
It's quite nice
There you go
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
*Stands up and applauds*

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
fuck off queer

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
:(
You have to be nice to me today
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Do I really? Is that so.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
i'm still not convinced he isn't al

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Why?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Hopefully it's cos he sent me a present or summat

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1966722
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Blobbing

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Hopefully he's be diagnosed with aggressive pancreatic cancer and needs a little cheering up

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Not a fucking chance you utter cunt.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I bet you aint had much cunt lately

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
GUYS
GUYS
JUST FUCK ALREADY
WORK IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)
He rejects my advances

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)
there should be an amnesty for a first offence
if you haven't had points in, say, 5 years then you just get a caution.

i would say that i've only been pulled for speeding once in 18 years of regular speeding, and even they let me off at about 98mph because i cried, but i have to drive to cheshire this weekend and that's tempting fate to give me a big speed gun or a mahoosive m6 traffic jam.

fucking m6. it sucks donkey balls.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)
On the M6 north of Birmingham 65 is about as fast as you can go anyway
Best stick to inside/middle lanes, get some decent music on and chill whilst watching the Audi/VW Passat drivers in the fast lane braking every 30 seconds and not getting anywhere faster than you.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)
i can get off from about junction 14 even though 17/18 are much nearer
ridiculously it's often quicker to get off 4 junctions early than to use the motorway. that's how stupid the m6 is. very.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)
The Staffs/Cheshire bit from 20 to about 13/12 has the worst standard of m/way driving ever
and that includes the M5.

None of them know how to join or leave without fucking the traffic flow up, they all drive way too close and don't know which lane to be in, so you get a queue at every junction for no apparent reason. Cunts the lot of them.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)
MOTORWAY CHAT
cf. Rory's current sig
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)
you know what?
I might buy some Famous Grouse tonight. I'm planning on drinking it mixed with Dr Pepper.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
According to Nakers list of days it is also
"World Whiskey Day" Tomorrow
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)
hence the cheap nasty blend and mixer to celebrate

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Fuck off yurtprick
cf: every 10th post of Monty's
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Is this because you are still scared of driving on them?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
No, it's because it's fucking dull.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Wish you'd go play your guitar on the M6

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
drop a trail of mung beans up the middle lane
"ooh a piece of lentil"

"ooh a piece of lentil"

"ooh a piece of splaaaaaaaaaat"
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Silly rachel, a mung bean is not a lentil.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
tee hee

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
there are also too many exits
they should ditch one of the services and perhaps nuke stoke/stafford
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
This is good thinking
Cheaper than George's pointless train set, too
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
nuking stoke is just common sense

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I travel on the m6 all the time
And its no worse than any other motorway... you just need to know what times to travel and work round that
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
yes but if you have a job in london
and you are going home for the weekend, it's not that easy. i can either sit in the rush hour or i can wait til late, and then risk falling asleep, or i can go sat morning and then i'm there less than 48 hours...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)
won't your dad buy you a helicopter?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
i don't like to use the family jet every time i go home
there are too many plebs at manchester airport
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I have a photo of me as a child four children away from russ abbott as fagin

totally upstaging theoban right here
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)
u ok hun xx

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)
cunt

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Alalt: By going home at a quarter to one
half day today! What should I do with it?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Meet up with Stunned for a pub lunch

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I could do this

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I went and had a nice Ploughmans lunch yesterday

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
He was furious when he found out

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Make homebrew

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I won't do this

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Shame, it's a really rewarding hobby.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I like cars

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Found anything you like yet?
cars that is, obv.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Straight home, close curtains, computer on.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I'll probably do this.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
+trousers down

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Go pick the kids up early and take them to the park

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
this is the one that's opposite to dropping them off at the pool right?

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
get so drunk you're on the kebab by 6pm.

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Oh man I should do this on Monday

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I'm gonna start drinking now,
See if I can be too drunk before the kebab vans even open.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Kebab vans?
God the UK is a land of opportunity. Over here we don't even have burger vans
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Let me sleep on your pub floor
and I'll be right over.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Take a nap in the loos like that other guy did

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
become a wizard

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Start a visionary cloud-based internet company and sell it to Microsoft for $800M by tea time

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)
take half an hour to just sit and look at the beauty in the world around you.
Then go on a killing spree
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

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