morning jason.
I hate a lot of people, but there was this one guy, he really wound me up, so I took his pint off him and politely asked him to leave
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You Bully

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Is this part of your official statement about the dead toilet guy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

no.*
*just trying to create a good Internet persona in case it goes to court. If you could all stop mentioning that I'm a violent thug, that would help too
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

WINDY PIG IS DEFINITELY NOT A VIOLENT CRIMINAL
did that help?
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

thanks Kroney,
I'm glad we're bros
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I've always got your back, man.
And not only because I'm terrified you might one day jam a shiv into mine.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Hang on, they were blond - I'm not sure I believe you here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

you know what. I think you're right. Soz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Let us never speak of this again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

dude if you need a character witness

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

'it just kind of snowballed'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGHITENDSTRIKETHROUGH HE

LOLOL
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DIED OF DRUG USE PROBABLY

( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I had one customer throw the public telephone at me when I did bar work
Had to go to court and everything. And he threatened to kill me.

Funny how some people can take a dislike to those younger and prettier than them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

like a phone at the end of the bar. Not one in a phone box obvs.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

the best thing I've had thrown at me was a box of condoms a bloke had just bought from the loo.
Apparently I was deliberately cock blocking him for throwing him out, after he had been sick on the bar.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I never have this problem :(

( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

probably because you've got a funny face xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Fuck you Nakers
I've totally had a few people tell me I'm not quite as ugly as other people so THERE
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)