the toast thing isn't random chance at all
it's to do with the average height of a table, which allows for only 1 half of a rotation before the toast hits the ground from a butter side up starting point, thus leading to a higher proportion of butter side down impacts.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yeah?
Well, your FACE isn't random chance, either. How'd you like that, huh? Bitch?
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

i like it just fine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Yeah? Well.....you SHOULDN'T
HAH
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)

ywah well your mumslikes it well enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I think we all know that she is not fussy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)

i assumed it was because the buttered side is heavier?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)

its almost like you read my tedious answer
and thought that you would bore people by repeating it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)

nah, didn't read the thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)