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alright evening losers?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:00,
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what should I have for tea bill paxton, I'm about to go home(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:03,
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i have a chicken carcass, not sure what to do with it I suggest you have a nice rare steak
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:06,
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omg, new xbox looks AWESOME(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:04,
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WHY IS NOBODY MORE EXCITED BY THIS ?!?!?!?! IT LOOKS AWESOME !!!!(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:14,
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It's going to be totally awesome, and that's without the whole games thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:19,
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Dead. Inside.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:26,
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no, seriously, shit offI've been writing my firm's social media strategy and I'm exhausted.
So shit off.
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Ha ha ha ha. Lets see if they implement your genius. Pfft.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:24,
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the e-strategy, yes.I've consulted one of the best in the field, I'm confident that my boss will go for it.
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I might write MY firms' social media strategy too.It will just say fuck off, I think.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:25,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahaha "social media strategy"
like that's even a thing
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I have had an excellent day. Until you've turned up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:13,
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Daily contact with micro of about 4 hours a day, everyday, agreed. Plus found a really nice house to move to. Renting it for a few months whilst I see where I end up working. 5 minutes from micro, brand new 2 bed 2 bath, big garden, nice sized rooms and a well equipped kitchen.
Bang on for 6 months whilst I see what happens with work and a shared residence application & work out where I will buy a place.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:22,
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good stuff4 hrs though, are there that many baby hours in the day?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:24,
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Yeah. Either have her in the morning or afternoon, planned around nap times. Once I move in to the new place will be able to have whole days & overnight stays; shared residency.
Edit; plus she's 21 months, not a newborn, so less sleep than a brand new one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:27,
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well even though your are an irredeemable cunt i hope it works out, wouldn't want you to end up in Mont's position
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:28,
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I don't know about these thingsBut can you "bank" the 4 hours so if you're busy or elsewhere you could get a full day?
That would seem more meaningful.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:29,
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It doesn't work like that. It's not a current account. Plus in a few days time I will be able to do whole days, overnight stays etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:37,
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Fair enoughI was just thinking that as she grows older 4 hours a day might not mean as much, and I was remembering that you're not always in the UK at the moment.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:42,
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I finish working abroad next week. You're correct that the level of contact may be different when she starts Montessori. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:45,
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sounds like boyce moaning about his anus after a night at needos with darth(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:46,
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You know what you're doing and I'll stop making suggestionsIt just struck me that agreeing to 4 hourly daily access might backfire in five or so years.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:50,
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Yep. Very good size for north London too. Will do me well for the rest of this year. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:36,
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Purchase somewhere? Yes, a place with character if possible. Renting for a few months? No, fuck off, give me somewhere with (hopefully) low maintenance that's bang on for micro and that I like for the time being.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:49,
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Alright Bill.Just having a postprandial spliff. AND IT'S TUESDAY! How wacky is that ay ay?
Edit, lobster was lovely.
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i REALLY should be workinggot fuck all done today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:58,
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well yeah, clearly...but just not very motivated so...yeah(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:03,
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if you worked while at your place of employmentYou would have free time this evening.
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oh piss off, if i had worked my nuts off today I would still have work to do tonight(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:10,
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i liked you better when you bit at my trooling(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:14,
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I'm an easy target, I enjoy a bit of impotent apoplexy.I quite enjoyed winding Chompy up over that restaurant the other day.
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Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:18,
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I particularly liked your recommendation of what Nakers should do with a grilled lettuce. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:24,
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i posted the results to his mum yesterday(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:25,
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she was too busy on WoW to pay me any attention :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:28,
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'Twas a Gem of a post.And that's just the tip of the Iceberg.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:30,
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It's been well received Cos it is accurate (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:34,
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Evening peopleI have a chilli simmering away on the stove. If I want rice with it I'll have to put that on about now, but I'm not sure I can be arsed. I've got a packet of microwave rice, might do that instead.
Plus just cracked a bottle of red so the evening is shaping up nicely.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:36,
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Microwave rice?Even the homeless turn that down
Get some decent crusty bread to have with the chilli if you can't be arsed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:38,
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Also a good planOr there's puy lentils in the cupboard, dunno how long they take.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:40,
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Puy are lovely, IMO they take three times longer to this than you'd think. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:46,
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I'm a fan (of those microwave packets of puy lentils)so I bought a big thing of them. I suspect I'll just go for crusty bread at this point.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:49,
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Tip: slowly braise puy lentils with flageolet beans & serve with sausages. Win. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:57,
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Quiz night innit, bit thin on the ground tonight really, can't really be bothered with it at the moment.
How's your evening going?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 20:38,
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Last time I was in Oxford I was idly trying to work out which pub was yours.Gizza clue, promise I won't visit.
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Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:39,
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I worked it out last time but I've forgotten again(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:40,
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It's the one with the dead person on the floor. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:41,
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That was across town.He's got enough sense to not top someone in his own gaff, innit.
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Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:44,
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on the roundabout bottom of cowley road(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 20:55,
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it's a nice pub, unless you visited, and then I'm sorry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 21:08,
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yeah alright, just chilling reallyi'd come to your quiz, but i'm too far away
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:44,
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Short of wooden spoons at Nakers Towers are we?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:52,
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i got it, and i'm ashamed that i did(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 20:56,
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He really is a bent spastic at times. Bless him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:00,
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he's OUR bent spastic/ac
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 21:01,
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i nver know whether to :o) or :o( to this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:02,
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Are you really at a loss, or just 'in character'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:04,
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i don't get the wooden spoon reference at all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:05,
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it's alright, it's not even very funny.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 21:09,
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Okay.Traditionally, if you come last in a 'pub event' do you win....
A) A million quid.
B) Three bottles of wine and a tin of Quality Street
C) The wooden spoon, you massive bent spastic*
*note, the bent spastic calling is with affection.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:09,
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Whatever you choose, I'd suggest that using a smiley with a great big fucking clown nose might not be the best idea.(
Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:05,
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Do you honestly think he would need a 'big top'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:30,
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