I've got some new socks!!
Now I set my alarm for 5am so I can admire them for an hour before putting them on!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What colour are they Monty
Bet not brown or black. Or yellow.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I went into M&S on Tuesday night.
I picked out half a dozen or so shirts, tried them all one and bought them. I nearly bought new socks, but I don't think I need any.

The man in the changing room said "Well done sir!" when I announced I would buy all the shirts I tried on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

i got a free measurement for some shirts in M&S once,
the lady said "my, you're an odd shape, I'm not sure any of these shirts will fit you at all"
:(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Marks'n'Sparks and BHS, and some years sometimes George.... are the only place who have shirts that fit.
I have two shirts that are over 10 years old now that still fit me well, and have always fitted me well, I can't work that one out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

is it because they are XXXXXXXL?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)