I can't stand reggae.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You only listen to music made by white people you terrible racist.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

why would I want to listen to some niggers talking, backed by music they've stolen?
Typical thieving coons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

The worst music form is ska though

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Wrong

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

In fact it is
RIGHT
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Disco is worst

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

irrelevent, disco is dead

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Thank god

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

nah, cheap shitty chart house and bender trance.
All trance is for kids, plebs and benders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

The sound of the bed squeeking to the anal thrusts she was getting from the cast of Desmonds
was what you didn't like, not Disco
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

What are you wittering on about?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Pretend it didn't happen, DENILE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Pretend what didn't happen?
You're making no sense man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Move forward, forget about the night of shadows

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)

You're going to have to make these zings more coherent if they're ever going to work.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Listen HH
I think this post is a work of genius, don't listen to these fools.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I'm fucking bored Monts, I think I'm going to wonder over to that shop that sells......
Giant Chicken Dumplings covered in spicy gravy the size of Muskmelon with pulled jerk chicken and gravy inside for £2
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Maybe he'll get run over

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I made it back in one piece

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Haha I didn't even use the zebra crossing nor nuffink
I'm Nails
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

It’s a fucking travesty only one Chicken Dumpling left and my son has dibs on that
So I also purchased a large Mutton, Rice’n’peas, and a large Ackee and salt fish with fried dumplings
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I'm so very happy for you all

*dilates soup with tears*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

*Soup fives*
I can smell the food I just bought yet I'm eating a Tesco "Chunky Chilli Meal Soup"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Perhaps Harters will never be truly appreciated within his lifetime.
But in the future school children will be taught his words and he will be hailed as an unrecognised genius.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)

He should try killing himself, see if that helps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I think
recreating a scene in which Nakers' young self becomes a racist because his mum was a slag who was routinely shagged by a serious of second-rate Anglo-Carribean tv actors, to be really, really fucking funny ACTUALLY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Yeah but no one ever mentioned my mum...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I didn't need to, we all know about it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I did.


It was last night when we were all talking about the ugliest slags we'd ever taken up the arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Robbie G always starts that Convo.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

That's Robbie G for ya!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

The Peckham Prince strikes again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Funnier than Desmonds ever was at least.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)

DID YOU KNOWE
that the actor who played 'Porkpie' released an LP in the late 60s?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Ram John Holder
Yes I did, not heard it though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

It's pretty shit, I am told.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

His brother Noddy got all the talent in that family

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Lolder

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

1950s Jamaican ska = good
1980s British copycat ska = not good
1990s American prick bands who accent the off beat and call themselves ska = terrible.

Edited for clarity
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I heard Sublime the other weekend and was reminded just how fucking shit they were.
Thank fuck their singer ODd and died before they could record anything more.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

More shit bands should take note.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Horny Toad
Stone Temple Pilots
Green Day
Slipknot
Foo Fighters
Kasabian
Angels & Airwaves
Muse
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Yeah, yours

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I saw Madness twice in one day, live
Worst day of me life
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

They fall into the second category, apart from the Coventry based bit.
I edited it to make it clearer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

in that case I don't think I've ever heard this 'ska'
cos if it involves trombones and wacky hats, I'm out
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

GREGGS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

yeah that's the name of a shop
well done
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Wtf does accent the off beat mean?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)

You know what the guitar does on any given reggae track that you might know?
That.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)

its what you do while standing outside the primary school

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

hahahahahah 10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

On-beat:
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Off-beat:

boomCHA boomCHA boomCHA boomCHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

+ WAaaWaaa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I only listen to everything apart from rap reggae ska donk hiphop country western

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)

But rap reggae ska donk hiphop country western is my favourite style of music.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

FFS
I only bought Gluey a rap reggae ska donk hiphop country western compilation for his Bar Mitzvah present didn't I?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)