are there different types of asparagus?
actually, half way through typing that, i realised i really really don't care.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's forget about all this asparagus nonsense.
How are things with you, doubleyoupee?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

sorry this lacks apsparagus chat and it therefore rubbish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I'm not sure Asparagus Tuesday is really going to get off the ground.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

In fact, I think people only replied in the first place because they thought it was a thread about Aspergers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Top Tip

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I for one and am for this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I've just spent 30 mins on the phone with a PDQ IT guy, i think his name was Steve, but i wasn't really listening,
and he seems to not have done anything particularly helpful.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

That was Kroney.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

really? didnae sound very french.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Two main types m8
English which is green and French which is white - however the difference is in how it's grown rather than the plant itself.

The French cover theirs so it grows in the dark hence its anaemic appearance.

It's crazy!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

This is known as the asparagus spectrum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)