Holy shit
popped into the supermarket to get bread and ham for lunch and as it's now summer and BBQ season there are fucking loads of pointless shit on display.

BUT

They also had the sauce stand out and Heinz have a new one called "Firecracker" which is chilli tomatoe sauce so I obviously had to have some and as soon as I got home I opened that bad boy up and tried it and it is fucking lush. Really spicy and tasty.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:31, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I might save up for some of that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)

It's 1 pound at the moment.
I'll post you a pound, you have to try this stuff.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

UH-OH!!!
£901 DEBT HERE WE COME!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Oh fuck, I didn't realise he was already in hock.
I recind my offer. GO and steal it like all the other northeners.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

pick'n'mix lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Really?
Maybe my tastebuds are knackered but mainstream 'spicy' things always seem really weedy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)

This really does have a nice kick to it.
It's not super long lasting, but I was pleasantly taken aback. I'm sure you won't think it's all that having blunted your tongue on so much cheap skag.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I cannot justify yet another chilli sauce - I must have at least 5 on the go already

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

All that means is you haven't eaten enough food that goes with chilli sauces.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

U no dat
I made my own green chilli paste a while back, it was fucking great. 165 green chillies, olive oil and some garlic = BINGO
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

That sounds good.
Was it overpoweringly strong?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Actually not too bad
Making burgers - add a teaspoonful and so on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I'm confused.
Which foods don't go with chilli sauces?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Puddings

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

www.cornishchillicompany.co.uk/chilli_recipe_icecream.asp
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

My mother sends me chilli chocolate
It isn't very nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

You don't really like chocolate though, do you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)

No, he doesn't like his mother. You're always getting those two confused.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

She's the one with the 'tache, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Which one?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

This is also a great site for chilli-heads
This being one of the best wing sauces

www.chillibugs.co.uk/BBQ_and_Wing_Sauces_Defcon_1_Wing_Sauce_-_Extreme.asp
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I love Chilli, but they really don't like me.
I have to be quite careful as my guts the next day resemble Gonz's
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Have a good look over this site they have something for everyone
Theoban has spent quite a few quid with them since I introduced him to this site
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

You make it sound like a peadophile ring.
I'm not sure I trust you HH, you are a disgusting weirdo on the internet after all. And you spend an awful lot of time talking to that Al character, and I've heard he's a right cunt.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

hahaha YEAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

That does appear to be the word on the street

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I dunno, he seems alright to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I don't trust him

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I never trust anyone that people think is a cunt.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)

What if those people are cunts?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Then it stands to reason that they would know what they were talking about when recognising a cunt.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)

It's so confusing with so many cunts around.
Could someone please do something like this, but for cunts?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1744010#post1744050
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Cuntception

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)

me neither, I hate him

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I love the guy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Yeah, well you love having long grey hair, so your judgements a bit questionable from the off.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Sound as a pound, so I've heard

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I've heard he becomes friends with girls on facebook just so he can look through their photos in case there are some of them in a bikini or poledancing.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Don't think I don't know that you've been browsing my poledancing pics on facebook.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I just don't know what to think anymore
Someone give me an opinion yeah?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Hate him because he's black.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Ah, will do!
who were we talking about again?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

The oven glove guy
Y'know, from Sheffield.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

That prick?
Aw, fuck him.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Love him because he is white

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Sounds like a bad movie trailer in here
"Hate him because he's black"
"Love him because he's white"
"Fear him......."
*'SPLOSIONS!"*
*CLOSE-UPS!*
"...'cause you have no other option"
"This summer fear has a new face. Rob Schneider IS Al Jolson in...etc"
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I like this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Lucky that everyone defriends him innit?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

YEAH WELL SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDS WITH HIM BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ANY BIKNII OR POLEDANCING PICTURES
only if your mrs has any then I wouldn't say no to being friends with her.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Most of the photos on her page are of her eating.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I'm less interested in this
Unless she's eating ice cream suggestively.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Woah I pop out for 10 Mins
now I haven’t got a clue what’s going on
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)