All Austins...
LOL I'm losing it - took me a good 28 seconds to *get* that :D
Alright Jeff m'love?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Good thanks.
How the devil are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:48, Reply)

*lifts pint*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:52, Reply)

You mean SHIRT

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:54, Reply)

:(
no one will have me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:56, Reply)

*raises wine glass*
/all intentions of an early-ish night go out of the window - I'd quite forgotten how much I like b3ta *looks for semi-fluffed Werthers Original which is stuck to the carpet and covered in dog hair*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:57, Reply)

Noncing sweets!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:58, Reply)

Quite canny thanks
albeit out of practice on here ;)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:54, Reply)

DG mentioned the 'watered down' cider.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:55, Reply)

That's cos I'm a cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:57, Reply)

You should be a recruitment agent with a sideline in property sales.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:58, Reply)

\o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:59, Reply)

I cunt count to 10

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:58, Reply)

I cunt do that too but only on my fingers ;)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:02, Reply)

Oh yeah...
The Death Cider at a mate's gig thing that *wasn't* watered down as I'd proclaimed after the first two pints. 8 pints later I was bending like a bent spastic on ritalin :P
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:01, Reply)

Feeling a bit poorly the following day were we?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:04, Reply)

Surprisingly not bad at all actually...
... it's just struck me - has that reasonable bastard been calling me a poof on this internet? :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:08, Reply)

Yeah. And he said you like Korma.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:11, Reply)

That's way below the belt!
I've upgraded to Kashmiri ffs the abhorrent, reasonable blighter that he is *fumes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:17, Reply)

He also said your favourite football team was managed by Jossie Blair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:23, Reply)

Football's just a game of science

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:26, Reply)

You know it Tangles!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:32, Reply)

But I don't even like football!
That is SO below the belt - we're talking lower than whale shit here. Still, better than Joey Deacon, eh?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:27, Reply)

He also said he leaves his dirty socks on the floor for a bit of a laugh
And that when he makes you a cuppa, he only half-heatedly squeezes the tea-bag against the side of the cup, he finished that by said, 'if she wants a proper brew, she can make it herself'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:34, Reply)

What a tinker!
Showing his true colours on here though, ergo shooting himself in the foot regarding his Reasonable Nice Guy persona. PFFT!
That's it, I'm looking into grounds for divorce first thing in the morning. Night night Jeff x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:48, Reply)