Did you wake up kind of sticky?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I know I did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I was wondering if it was going to turn into one of those dreams, but, luckily, it didn't.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I don't know what either swipeypoo or the crazy sainsbury lady look like, but anything can be sexy if you lower your standards far enough.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I imagine they look very alike.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Some people are in to the whole twins angle.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

it's a bit weird that though isn't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

If you had to do Twins
Would you start with Arny or Danny?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

danny battered
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'm sure it's an incest thing, like their brain finds a seemingly acceptable way of them exploring a desire to sleep with their own sibling,
Same goes for that mother daughter and mother son stuff. In fact, anyone who looks at anything more risqué than the underwear bit in the bravissimo catalogue is a pervert.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'd better go and flagellate myself then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Surely the whole of the Bravissimo catalogue is underwear.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

they do outsized dildos as well
for the "plus size" woman
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

It must be awful if your fanny is so loose you have to resort to a bit of sanded 2 by 4.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

i suspect reach is the real issue
if your gargantuan boobs and enormous belly prevent you from reaching the empty KFC bucket you call a fanny, then you'll need something with a long handle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)

i'd say something about b3th here but she's already angry with me for being rude last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Pervert

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I like to have a look through before the wife has had a chance to open it.
It feels more virginal.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Is Mrs Al of the larger variety?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Boobswise, yes.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)