It's CQ's birthday today.
Please leave a birthday message for him in this thread.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:51, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Happy birthday wilf, it's your birthday and you can cry if you want to,
but I wouldn't suggest skipping the meds xxx
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I'm so happy, 'cos today I found my friends

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

n the kitchen at parties?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Always

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Are they in your head?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

HB2UHB2UHBDCQHB2U

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Sending you only positive vibes today, big guy.
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Shirtlifter.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Happy B-day CQ
I hope you get lots of Balloons
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Hi CQ, Monty here
Happy birthday, peace and love, peace and love - and see you tonight at the SteamLARP club yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

You and AB and battered shouldn't be flooding this /qotw
it could have been awesome, social anxiety questions, relationship questions, self diagnosed illnesses. All answered by people desperate to appear wise and compassionate while spouting bullshit, drama vampires.
It could have been amazing, if you'd just had some patience. Now it'll be shit, your preemptive trolling stopped you getting some actual ammunition for trolling.

A sad day on b3ta for sure. :(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)

YEAH

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Which is better
Q: Hi guys I think my girlfriend may be cheating on me any idea how I can tell?
*20 replies from people who hate women*

Q: I think I have depression but I'm not sure
A: *50 replies saying they've got worse depression and you don't know what you're talking about*

or what we've got now, shit music quotes and spam
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I don't think anyone would have been stupid enough to ask a genuine question about a personal issue.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I think you are underestimating qotw here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

well not now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

It could be another Shedgate.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

they've ruined it for everyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

they're stopping people from being shit on qotw :((((
A sad day in internet history
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I think this one is going to get closed down.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Mixtapes and Bullies were the worst I can remember.
This may join that exalted duo.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

bullies was a fetid hole of self pity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Half the stories were. The other half were of the Honda Accord type.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

getting them to let out all their terrible secrets and urges needs a tickle not a hammer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Is that for me, him or both of us?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

The last two threads, both started by Battered
Translate to;

'Have you fallen off your bike recently? '
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

laugh we have right a

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Happy Birthday CQ I hope you get that 10" steam punk dildo you've always wanted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

who is cq?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

i dunno

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

wilf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

dunno who that is soz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

philleas fogg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

off the crisps?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

poo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

alright sporters, hows the house going?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Yeah well
I didn't care anway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Cry baby, yes you do

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)