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whats your favourite joke(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:23,
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An Irishman, a Paki and a Jew walk into a pub.What a wonderful example of an integrated society.
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thats uncalled for i thought this was a fluffy forum(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:39,
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What was once fluff has degenerated into matted hairballs, Gobbo.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:45,
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i miss the good old days before qotw(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:51,
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I just wish that Pooflake and Ploppy wouldn't gang up and bully me.It isn't very nice.
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im sure their intentions are good(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:58,
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Nick Clegg.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:48,
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no i meant like setup punchline joke not just punchline haha(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:48,
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Sorry don't know any jokes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:58,
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I hope someone comes up with a good one soon(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:00,
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no he meant like setup punchline joke not just punchline haha(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:01,
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he isn't really helping(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:05,
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HH is quite a popular and influential posterSo yeah, you made the wrong enemy there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:07,
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i dont hate you.your friend goblin is always here for you
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:08,
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There you go doze, every cloud and that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:09,
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That's good there was a setup and a punchline there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:11,
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Look I don't know what your beef is with HH but he's the number one guy round here alright(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:14,
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he's a massive bully and he knows where the shifting fulcrum is.He's not an annoying knob who runs around being a cock, no sirree Bob.
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Duck waddles into a bar.Flies up to the nearest bar stool and asks the barman,"Got any crackers?"
Barman politely replies, "Sorry, no sir. However, in the way of snacks we do sell crisps, nuts, pork scratchings, bacon bites and scampi fries."
Duck says nothing by way of reply, simply waddles out.
Next day, same duck saunters into the same bar. "Got any crackers?" he asks the barman.
Patiently the barman replies, "I believe you were in yesterday sir; I'm afraid all we sell are nuts, crisps, scampi fries etc. If it's crackers you want, there's a Waitrose just down the road from here." Again, duck says nothing, taking his leave.
Next day, same scenario, duck goes into the bar. "Got any crackers?" Again the barman replies, beginning to lose patience at this point, "Look mate, I've told you what snacks we have here and that you can buy crackers from the supermarket down the road."
Duck does the same thing the following day, wanders up to the bar. "Got any crackers?"
The poor barman, apoplectic with rage by now, shouts, "You, you little beaky twat - if you come in here ONCE more asking for crackers, I'm gonna nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
Fifth day in a row, duck waddles up to a stool in the bar.
"Got any nails?"
"No" replies the barman ponderously.
"GOT ANY CRACKERS?"
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:23,
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I'd give that 2.8/10 for deliveryand 0.6 for artistic interpretation.
Or do I mean autistic?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:29,
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He could probably get some nails from waitrose as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:30,
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in song formatm.youtube.com/#/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMtN1YnoL46Q
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Like it :)(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:03,
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, coz I still have mine."
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A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one day, but she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to.Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks her to turn over and she says "No, my father said I don't have to do this."
Her husband says "OK, that's fine by me, but I thought you wanted children."
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from his page"He is extremely intimate to his audience "
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:50,
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Knock knock(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 7:43,
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