Stuff your name dropping Boyce.
I've just had an email from Eddie Izzard.

IN YOUR FACE.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:12, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Eddie Izzard is not funny.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

he used to be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Wee Pee \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

It wasn't a humourous email.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

i don't know what it is you do,
but i imagine he was e-mailing you about some sort of mens heels. Do you sell mens heels. like that film about cross dressers up north?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Battered has a sideline as as rather crude drag artiste.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I don't see him denying it,
Battered is a tiny cross dresser.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Has he had a busy day today?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

alright Wilf.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

alright Win

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

you good?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

It was to do with some campaigning work I did against the BNP at the last election.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)

hang on,
my brother got an e-mail from him too just now.
He's emailing around about disrupting EDL marches, my brother did the sound for one of his gigs in oxfortd like 3 years ago. His agent must have a long list of e-mail addresses.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)

That's it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

can i still call you a cross dresser?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Do I really need another meme?
we already have:

short
alcoholic
prostitute murderer
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

i think the cross dressing thing would really top off your profile for when the police are looking for you after the breakdown where you go on a murder spree of all the women that ever laughed at you for being smaller than them.
You need to consider the entertainment value of the news coverage. you know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

There's a certain farcical charm to the image of Batso on the run in a pair of six inch stilettos.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

fucking hell this would be a bad look

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

he steals your old clothes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Oh, this is to do with the antifa stuff?
Apparently Casuals United/Infidels/EDL are going to "Mass threaten some of his gigs" and they believe the threat to security will get them cancelled.

Yeah, because gig security people are totally unable to handle six fat racist skinheads off their tits on Stella.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

this is also what I have heard.
Did you hear that interview with the lad that went on the March on LBC?
I felt so sorry for him, he just didn't understand what was going on, kept spouting mis-informed bollocks that he had clearly been brought to believe by the EDL bully boys. You just hope after that humiliating interview he went away and had a bit of a think.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)

The Woolwich incident has unfortunately boosted the EDL's numbers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Not enough to matter.
And a lot of the new ones will forget all about it soon enough.

I understand the concerns, but there's a far greater risk in even vaguely being seen to take that pointless shower of racist fucks seriously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

it's terrifying.
you read some of the stuff they post on facebook, and their websites, and it's just, how can you not understand how you sound? how can you not understand the lies you are being told?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

It's astonishing how retarded people can be
but that's the problem with the internet in general - anyone can shout loud enough for everyone to hear. But it's still only a really small number of people. Really small. The danger is not in them as they are, but in the majority taking them seriously as a threat, because that produces shit like UKIP.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

yeah, i think UKIP is a more worrying,
seems they're keeping their heads down a bit amongst all of this, or is it just ihaven't noticed them due to the EDL heavy coverage?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Farage would REALLY like to be taken seriously
right now, he knows all he has is a protest vote in a meaningless set of local council elections. He has no power at all. The councillers he has in place are useless, because there isn't a single thing in the UKIP manifesto that is actually controlled by local councils (as a friend of mine said, "what are they going to do, turn up a refuse management meeting and demand the deporatation of all the brown bins?"). And he knows that, come the next general election, best case is they will get a much smaller protest vote maybe one or two MPs taken from the true blue Tory heartlands.

But if he is seen to be even vaguely supportive to or connected with anything to do with the EDL or what even the Tunbridge Wells set see as the far right, then he'll lose even that support. Not because UKIP supporters aren't racists, but because they see themselves as "tastefully racist"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

It is extremely worrying.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Bellend in the pub last night told me that he no longer gets takeaways, as he doesn't want to 'fund the muslim bastards'
Fucking idiot.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

yeah,
the locals down by me are getting a bit awkward to be around.
they've always been a staunchly conservative lot in the main, and the couple of us who are a bit more liberal tend to bite our tongues as it's easier that arguing with some of the old boys, but there's been a couple of times recently i've had to walk away, for fear of getting angry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Do you have any ethnic minorities round your way?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

In Oxford
Saudi Princes and so forth
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Steady on, not all muslims are fucking idiots AA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Apparently there is an EDL march here on Saturday.
Not sure whether to go and protest it or refuse to dignify it by acknowledging them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Izzard "the eagle" Edwards
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Izzard Kidd, that just read 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM'.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

die Izzard the duck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Izzard Murphy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Eddie Roy Wood off of W
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Oh, very good!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Nice one that man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

this wins

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)

'dear fellow unfunny cross-dresser....'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)