Is that really happening?
I don't think it is, dude
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

:(

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Well he's fucking vanished innee?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Could just be offline due to being "over here"
and not having the internets on his phone.

But if you've got your little'un tomorrow night not sure I fancy hanging around the Crown and Shuttle on my own, yelling "Theoban!" occasionally.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Or worse, having a table with a little sign saying, "b3ta" on it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Isn't a Balloon hat the universal attire for these occasions?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

_+ boss eyed, hitler hair, lego in orifice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Not at proper bashes.
At proper bashes you just sidle up to someone who looks like a fat mental and ask them if they're "from the internet".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

^ the voice of experience

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Baldmonkey, always in are harts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:16, Reply)

I wouldn't buy that place in Milton Keynes if I were you
it doesn't appear to have a bathroom.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

It has a bathroom it's called Milton Keynes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)

shit
*phones estate agent*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Are you moving in with Psycho Chomp?
Are you his new girlfriend?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

i don't believe Monty is sex worker...


yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

*starvingtodeathlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

you should go on holiday to sub-saharan africa
"a right laugh from start to finish woukld go again 5 stars Stunned Ross
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

He just gives it away for free?
How scandalous.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

My parents brought me up to share, what can I say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Sharing is caring, after all.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Not if you’re sharing Scabies

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)