can i ask
how much do you weigh?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Yes you can

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:24, Reply)

cool,
how much do you weigh?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

13 and a half stone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

how do we know if this is true you could be lying to us

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Rosey.....how dare you suggest such a thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:33, Reply)

hey she just wants what all of us want and that is accuracy in facts

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

You mean a cock Gaz right?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

look we all just want to know for certain your weight
and if at all possible also your bmi
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

all we want is the truth

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

i wish for more innocent times
when asking someone's weight and bmi was not sneered at with derision
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

this is how he gets

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Ok this sounds good
6'1" 13 and a half stone no idea about my BMI...



what happens now?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

brb just gonna check yer bmi

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

TELL ME I'M OK
I'M NOT GONNA DIE SOON AM I?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

ok cool you're basically on the line for not overweight,
so imma go ahead and assume you're slightly overweight cos everyone slightly overplays their height and underplays their weight, nothing to be ashamed of we all do it, you're alright tho, barely overweight if at all
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

he might be lying though

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:41, Reply)

You're just after a cock gaz aint you?
Bad Rosie back in your box

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

please dont

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

ignore her its all she wants send her loads

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)

i cant deal with you when you get like this

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

hahaha Poor Rosie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

My zoom function don't work
I'll send Pics. Of Gonzes Cock, I hope she dont realise it's circumcised and just think I'm happy to see her
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Yeah yeah
Playing hard to get now aint cha




tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

But wait........How do I know it wasn't the others guys BMI you go it mixed up with?
He's only a kid I wan't to go home



*Cries*



saving privite BMI Ryan
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:43, Reply)

its fine you're not fat fat just fat

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

:(
But I have a six pack..... It's my arse isn't it.....I can never see it in the shower, I bet it drags along like a caravan behind me :(


I feel so low
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I swapped my six pack for a small keg.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)

I thought you was training for the run?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Had to pull out after injuring foot innit.
Shouldn't have cut the plaster cast off...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I refuse to say I told you so

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

He's no heavyweight, that's for sure.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:27, Reply)

He's my brother.......



tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Oh yes he is.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Oh no he ain't.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

He's a dedicated follower of zzzzz
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

are you alright

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

tis a song doncha know

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

No. Completely wrong.

Not seen you for a while.

Alright?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

whoah whoah whoah whats all this

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

i dont know where phudbrees seen me but iv only been to work and back today im a bit on edge now

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:46, Reply)

He's got eyes everywhere.
By that, I mean he's a fly. Or Jeff Goldblum.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Edge is a cunt.

Get off him, is my advice.

Please yourself, like.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)

hahahahaaaa

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)