It would be called "Tell me Lies"
and would be hosted by Stevie Nicks while two teams of sweaty men who can't look straight at each other or at the camera tell stories about their sexual experiences and the winner is the team who gets the least upset.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What's the prize?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Stevie Nicks

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)

No. She hasn't aged well.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I think she'd still be considered a 'prize' by most of the sweaty virgins on /ot

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

One at a time they are led into a curtained booth and then a bare chested woman or fat man stands in front of a small window
and a curtain is opened for 10 seconds. If it's a man then everyone shouts "HAHAHA GAYLORD!!!!" when the contestant emerges with a suspicious bulge in their trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I'm on hold to BBC3 right now, looks promising
Struggling to get hold of Nicks' agent
Do you know any fat men who can do the bare chest thing?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I can gaz Gonz?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Oh man, that's seriously harsh.
I'm sorry Gonz. Wherever you are.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I assumed you were complimenting him on his nice tits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)