Oi oi

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Saveloy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:09, Reply)

What's happening wrinkly?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I'm watching Django Unchained with my boys.
What high jinks are you up to today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:21, Reply)

He's just called Dozer a prick.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Evening honey

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Alreet?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Not too shabby ta. Yourself?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Yeah, alright.
Another job application almost completed. Hey ho, one month to go.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:24, Reply)

A lot can happen in a month.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:25, Reply)

I'm hoping to snatch a last minute victory from the jaws of despair, like last year.
Any word on your contract?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Well fingers crossed.
Was the application today for another contract or a perm role?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Permanent, some adult education place.
Pay not fantastic, but if it keeps the wolf from the door until such time as something more in my line comes along, I'm not bothered.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:29, Reply)

LinkedIn providing any leads for you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Not as such.
Had a bloke ask if i was interested in doing some freelance business mentoring stuff, but that's not really my background; I'm more on the side of helping people to get funding.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Are you still doing the Great North Run?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:11, Reply)

As previously publicised I have had to withdraw due to busting my foot and subsequently cutting the cast off before it was healed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Shame. I'd have come up and we could have gone to Middlesbrough for a free curry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Re your curry article in the other thread...
I was in a curry house near tower bridge about 6 years ago. Two blokes did a runner without paying the bill. One left his rucksack under the table and came back for it ten minutes later, just in time for the police to arrive. Very funny at the time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Lau's Buffet in Newcastle has a wall of shame for people who did runners
People are proud to be on it.

Same as the metro Loser List for people caught without a ticket :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Not been to Lau's buffet for yonks.
To be fair, doing a runner from there is the equivalent of shoplifting from Lidl.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:28, Reply)

I always preferred Ho's
All the sauce in Lau's was pure gelatin.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:39, Reply)