Alright where the fuck are you lot?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:21, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Work, tired :-(

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)

= GHEY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)

NO FOREIGN FOOD CHAT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:26, Reply)

YOUN AINT MY DAD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I'VE HAD YM THOUGH

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Apart from me who hasn’t

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)

*removes wig*
I WAS HERE ALL ALONG!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)

*drops monocle*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:32, Reply)

The deleters have started early today

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:35, Reply)

????
What,where,who and why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Some sockpuppet called "Enrico Palazzo" posted then it vanished
probably either Gonz or Al.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=90648
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:40, Reply)

That's the name changer, isn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:42, Reply)

My post isn't working you insensitive prick
Bits keep disappearing and not looking right cos of symbols I'm using and you're all like "boo hoo hoo the nasty sock done deleted something now I must spazz out and whine like a little oven glove prick boo hoo hoo" Grow a fucking pair Nancy I'm trying my best in a bad fucking situation AND YOU@RE NOT HELPING
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:43, Reply)

GHEY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Oooohhh, get you!
*holds up handbag*

There is a "preview post" option you could use.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:49, Reply)

DON@T GET TEQNICAL WITH ME SUNNY JIM

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Them phone keyboards are hard to type on with fat fingers aren't they?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Those

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

ohhhhh that one
so far it has been

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Michael Biehn
Wilf
Montys Ex
Battered's wife
Bill Clay
Battered wife's Lawyer

....I'm sure loads more will spring to mind
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:43, Reply)

You should just leave this shit to Tango
Montys Ex
Battered's wife
Bill Clay
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:46, Reply)

You really need to get the meme's right
if you need to leave shit to anyone then it's Kroney
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)

He's the french one with the sheds yeah?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Almost, but no cigar

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:49, Reply)

A bum cigar?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)

GHAYER

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

He's such an amateur sleuth

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Work, boo

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:40, Reply)

GHEY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Avoiding you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

GHEYIST answer so far

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Oh man the secret cool board is fuckin brilliant today

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)

You just broke the first rule of the secret cool board

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Shit now it's not accepting my password.
Looks like I'm stuck in this fucking dump instead now :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)

How's the club night coming on Mon?
What's the dress code?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Roadie chic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Looking like it's a goer.
I am told that it's going to be promoted by two pricks from 'Made in Chelsea' which I am led to believe is what the youngsters these days refer to as a 'television programme'. Dress code is gonna be lycra superhero suits slash steamLARP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Sounds pretty happening Mon
Where and when? And no giving me a false address you cheeky scamp.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

In a West End private members club
Dates tbc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:24, Reply)

cool GHEY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Lies. There is nowhere 'cool' on the Internet.
It's one giant mess of fat shut-in autism. And cats.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Alright Battered.
How's things?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Pretty good thanks.
Hoping to move in to my new place over the next few days.

Yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

At work now
having poured boiling coffee all over my hands and legs on the way in and also having the coffee machine explode in the cafe I went to
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Wow are you like one of those cunts in the X-Men with special powers and shit?
You know, like 'Red Robin'? I really identify with that character.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I was fucking red this morning
Proper woke me up though so I suppose it did the job
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

fuck
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)

You have Super powers.........
Now you need to think of a name and an appropriate costume
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Go for one of them special costumes....
That include Jeans & T-Shirt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

You're a SuperMARR

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Morning HH,
They just raided a kiddy porn ring in a brothel down the road from my pub.
One of the guys is in his 80's, Police everywhere. Shut be cray cray.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Open the doors wide them police like to start drinking early*


* I think I saw this on "The Sweeny"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I'm not serving no coppers.
Horrible people generally.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I would have thought Gingers would be welcome

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

True that, coppers are filth.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:21, Reply)

It may just be a coincidence but I notice SuperMatt isn't posting this morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Seems it was voted Britains scummiest hotel or similar in 2008
Nice.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Up late boozing
Now suffering the consequences. At least the ludicrously strong Americano I had first thing has stopped giving me heart palpitations, that's got to be a good thing, right?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

You've fallen in love with a Yank weightlifter after a one-night stand?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)

sure why not

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)