My father in law was in No 4 Commando
and was in the whole beach landings malarkey. Never met him though. He died quite a few years before I met mr b3th.

I had one grandfather in North Africa, getting shot by Germans, and one down the mines in Yorkshire.

Alt: boarding school, probably.

Alt Alt: Diet Pepsi.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Your father-in-law served under Nelson, didn't he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

mr b3th does like to tell people he was born during the war.
He's getting dangerously close to that "I'm 83, you know" stage.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

My mum was born in 1944
Her dad was the Canadian airman, so you can all blame Hitler* for the hartley hare Poster

The man’s evil is still going strong
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I think you are saying that your maternal grandmother was a slag.
Is that what you are saying?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

At that time.......YES......that's exactly what people must have thought of her

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

It's what I think of her now
And I'm sure I'm not the only one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

oh-OH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I'm saying half of Juno beach went through her on D-Day-1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

She was famously called "The Longest Lay"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

She was the good time that was had by all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

VJJ Day was a right old laugh
She ran thicker than Birds custard that day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

From both sides.....in more ways than one
ifyouknowwhatimean
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

"Dig For Victory"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)