On Monday when I changed trains someone had an epileptic fit in one of the carriages.
The station staff were about as much use as a chocolate teapot and not one person in the station had any medical training so it was left to me and another guy who had both done Basic Red Cross workplace training days to look after this guy while the Ambulance turned up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:59, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

TO be fair, all I did was throw in some soap and my washing. So it was mainly teh other guy helping.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

You hero

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I had some absolute stunner of a girl do that right in front of me walking into Eldon Square a while ago
She was going like a fucking fish. Her boyfriend just went "It's normal, don't worry"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

He probably thought he was a great lover
till he found out she was an epi with asthma
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Thing is there is literally nothing you can do other than make sure they don't bang their head
and then put them in the recovery position while the ambulance turns up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)

You can point at them and laugh.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)

It was a touch too late for that
Proper face bouncer on the way down. Shiner, the works
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)