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Odd trips
Tell me, /offtopic, of your odd trips to places. The actual journeys themselves, not the destinations. This morning's journey to work was puncuated by an exploding coffee machine and someone proper fucking themselves up tripping over (not me)
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North circular this morning.
some motorcyclist proper fucked himself up getting hit by a car.

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
hahaha
what?
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HAHAHAHA!
Fuckign stupid motorcyclists. I have no sympathy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I went on a trip to see my dad at a consturction site once,
it seemed like it was a long way away. Then I got into a fight with my dads boss and he through him in the generator. It was the forrest moon of Endor and I am Luke Skywaker, that's what I was getting at.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)
subtle

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Ewoks and that

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
That genuinely made me do a lol

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There was this one time I had some purple oms

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Top ten JimiHendrizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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On Monday when I changed trains someone had an epileptic fit in one of the carriages.
The station staff were about as much use as a chocolate teapot and not one person in the station had any medical training so it was left to me and another guy who had both done Basic Red Cross workplace training days to look after this guy while the Ambulance turned up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
TO be fair, all I did was throw in some soap and my washing. So it was mainly teh other guy helping.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
You hero

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I had some absolute stunner of a girl do that right in front of me walking into Eldon Square a while ago
She was going like a fucking fish. Her boyfriend just went "It's normal, don't worry"
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He probably thought he was a great lover
till he found out she was an epi with asthma
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Thing is there is literally nothing you can do other than make sure they don't bang their head
and then put them in the recovery position while the ambulance turns up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
You can point at them and laugh.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)
It was a touch too late for that
Proper face bouncer on the way down. Shiner, the works
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Travelling by train from Hull to Sheffield many years ago
I should have been suspicious when I saw the full bottle of whiskey on the table of the guy in front of me and chosen to sit elsewhere.
Once the train was moving he got stuck into the whiskey and about halfway into is started ranting.
IM A GERMAN SNIPER! ILL KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH THE BULLETS IN MY GUN!
He and his empty bottle were removed from the train by the police at Doncaster.
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NO WHISKEY CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Did he have a peaty aroma?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
He smelled not entirely dissimilar to your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
*sniffs*
I'm getting haddock, gin and stale sperm
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I'll probably just have the chips

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Mummy or chips

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A tricky episode of Iron Chef, that one

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VOR YU, ZE CHURNEY IS OVER
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985251
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lol

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Quite a few years ago we were heading to the Space Center in Leicester
My cars head Gasket blew on the M1, my wife was not happy that I hustled the family out* and over the Armco barrier and slightly up the embankment near a bridge whilst we waited for a recovery vehicle, 15 Mins. later a HGV hit it totally destroying the car.


*it was raining at the time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Funny that
Your wife blew my head gasket in a layby near there
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Harters is married to Gillian Taylforth?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I believe so

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I get this*
Not from my wife though Obvs. :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
She's too busy servicing everyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

i.guim.co.uk/n/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/6/5/1370439840492/All-these-men-008.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Poor hh's Gran

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this is you this is
i.guim.co.uk/n/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/6/5/1370439832687/VD-can-be-cured-005.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
There is a cure
BEER!
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Can it affect the brains of subsequent generations?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Only when you fuck your own mum.
Which sportscow does.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I can't even get a ticket :o(

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a ticket in the queue
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Are you suggesting that's what's wrong with Sportscow?
It would explain a few things, I'll admit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
My mate Stu was in the Navy with a chap called Ellis
His nickname became Sif
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I want to know what happened on the train.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Which train?

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The one going to your mums house I just linked.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Human Centipede 3rd Armoured Division

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I had some wanker knock over his red wine in my lap on a long haul flight.
I had to sit in my undies wrapped in a blanket for the duration of the flight. The flight attendants somehow cleaned my jeans while I waited.
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
He could at least have sucked you off

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I was too polite/furious to wake him.

(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

ke nk
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There's a disappointing lack of sex lies about the stewardesses and all
Let's not forget this is an offshoot of qotw here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
They did flirt with me a lot
..but I think that was more to stop me pouring a glass of wine over the sleeping Emirate than in response to my pasty thighs.
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I mean I had full sex.

(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
On the wing?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
much better than half sex

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Sorry, this is shit
Start a new thread please
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It's not the thread it's the lack of posters

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
It's rare, but he's right.
Line up everyone - who's here?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)
*Holds hand*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)
*shuffles forward*
Me
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)
\o

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:33, Reply)
4 people at this stage

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah it's not looking good so far
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
At this rate I may actually go and do some work

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Also, let go of my hand, you big gayer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
My lord you have a ladies hand

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
That's no hand....

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I count 6

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Me. But I have a tendancy to be rubbish.
All my travel woes are after a heavy nights drinking involving a megabus toilet :(
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wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Me now

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Soz I lost interest in this roll call

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
ohhhh man this is the worst congo line EVAH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
This is a quote from Fry that I laughed at.
"There are times when I'm doing QI and I'm going 'ha ha, yeah, yeah', and inside I'm going 'I want to fucking die. I... want... to... fucking... die.'"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I think I'm as ambivalent towards him as he seems to be.

(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Fry SSG
QI the internet
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
That's exactly how I feel about QI?!?!?!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
woah
check em
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best news everrrrrr
www.comedy.co.uk/news/story/000001170/keith_lemon_film_sequel_planned/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A FIRST ONE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
In fact, I don't really know who that is.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Northern Monkey.

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Hellosir?

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Not you, Sporters!
Keith Melon or whatever his name is.

What's the weather like round your way? It's frickin' great here. I had a nice lunch in Wapping today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
The pub is calling me right now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
The Clashes latest ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Not too bad at all actually
Going to go home to smash shit up with an axe in the garden soon
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That sounds like fun.

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It is indeed
I need to get out running as I'm in the Great NOrth Run in 3 fucking months too
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Sounds messy
I don't know why they don't just use indoor plumbing up there.
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AXE MOFO!

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lunch bender
apping impy
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Thank God you're here, Enrico
This place is dying without you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
And I thought that the strikethrough had died out.
8/10 for execution. 1/10 for originality.
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Hey everybody!

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M£ch4cunt

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Widely said to be one of the worst films ever made.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I hope this is tongue in (YM's) cheek
Awful.

He has a single out too?!

I like Celeb Juice but a film goes too far.
The Harry Hill one can fuck off too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:44, Reply)
It's ok everyone!
They've finally resolved their differences: www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/22786124
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Yaaay
also: m.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/05/cronut-pastry-sensation-croissant-doughnut
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
That's something I can get behind.

(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
sounds like a right pain in the arse to make.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
You wait, they'll be the new Cupcakes

(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Bit late Chompy I posted a link to them a few days ago
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1982406
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I think that everyone will agree my link is better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I didn't even click Harters'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)
They look almost as bad as the reformed Steps.

(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)

the reformed Lincoln cathedrals bell tower
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I like the fat one in the middle.
I bet she is a shit fuck and really miserable.
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Just how you like 'em

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Like all women?
Why is the best sex always with the mad ones?
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Element of danger innit?
A Blowjob could end Bobbity
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Yeah but then you get into relationships with them
thinking they are "quirky" with "endearing mannerisms".

THEN you find out they are as mad as fuck.

POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
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Box of frogs
I have a scar on my elbow from blocking a vodka and coke being thrown at me by an ex. 8 fucking stitches
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The mad force is strong with this one.

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Strong enough to shatter a crystal tumbler off my elbow, yes

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Crystal.... LaaDeeDaa
What's wrong with a plastic tumbler?
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Better aim with crystal

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It's almost impressive how they keep it hidden until that point.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I married my one.

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Oof so you didn't even get the crazy sex after the big reveal

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Yeah. But then it went mad. I lasted just shy of 3 years all told.

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Thanks "Sting"

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Your welcs, Trudie.

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My clopper is red fucking raw

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Fucking hell.
Been there, done that, got the fuck right out of it.

Dumped her 18 months ago and she's been engaged twice since then. Fucking mental.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
A cracking ride though.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I agree.

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She wasn't so impressed with you though...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Mut is aptly name
Or...

Cronuts have no middle
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The ginger was always the hottest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)
As if by magic, the swipe appeared

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Racist

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LOL
soundcloud.com/musicmix/bombay-mixed
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)
NO ETHNOCHAT.

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ETHNO CHICKEN
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Did you see what that busted squaddie did to get busted?

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I have no idea what you are talking about, so no

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Squddie got busted for having his picture taken in Afghanistan with a local.
He made the local hold up a sign that said "Silly Paki".
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hahaha!

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You wouldn't be laughing if it was your sister...........




Wait, it wasn't your sister was it?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
No, I killed her and ate her after buggering a hole in her

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Perfectly reasonable Honour killing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Tasty too

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needs MOAR very very

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Worst rip off Nando's sauce EVAH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Is the answer McFly?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)
You only ever think in One Direction.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
He's a New Kid On The Block, that's why

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Fucking hell you guys
Is this what it's come to?

*stands framed in the doorway*
*turns*
*moseys off into the sunset*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Nearly shat myself on a plane to France when we hit an air pocket.
Whilst it was only for a second, we dropped like a stone, fucking terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Coming back from holiday once we had severe turbulance
Most was shitting themselves I was whooping with joy


The duty free may have been a factor
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I can imagine that helping
My friend's Mum was asleep in severe turbulence over Las Vegas, woke up fresh as a daisy as the plane landed, with most of the plane staring at her in anger.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)
The Mr T effect

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)
foo

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Time to take a trip to the pub.
I'll let you know if anything eventful happens on the way there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Yeah Fanks for that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
bored.com lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I searched for this and re-read most of the thread
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1808932
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