This is actually the single most tragic thing you have ever posted.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I disagree
If you dislike something, have the stones to fix it, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

No.
Not in this case. It's your nose, I guess.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

fake tits are gross, I agree
But nobody would ever spot a new nose
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

That's not the point. Cosmetic surgery is a sign of low self-esteem.
When it doesn't fix the underlying problem, people start blaming it on another part of their body and get further surgery.

I just don't see it as a solution to a problem, more likely a further symptom. Like I said, it's your nose.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I don't think it's that black and white
Eg I have a colleague who had a nose job. She says it's the best thing she ever did, because her original schnozz was awful, and now she's much more confident.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

If you're pinning your confidence on your looks, you've got something else you need to work on.
You're the first person to have a go at people for being shallow enough to make a decision based on looks.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)

if I said, I can't date that guy, he has an awful nose, that would be shallow
To say, I would prefer to have a prettier nose myself is not the same thing, is it? I don't see it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

But it's as PLAIN AS THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

If you dislike your own nose for purely aesthetic reasons, it's incredibly shallow, yes.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Typical excuse used by a Munter

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Did you sneak a Michael Jackson song title in here on purpose?
I do hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Original Schnozz is such a great tune.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

You've already admitted that yours isn't bad.
Your colleagues one was awful. If it genuinely was, then fair enough. But if yours isn't, then stop being a prick.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

That's the thing, it's not a bad nose at all, it suits her face
what she's basically admitting to is massive self confidence issues brought about by her overbearing father who nonced her up like a good un after her mother passed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

you and rory should so become therapists

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Someone had to
the
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)

And additionally, she probably has no real intention of doing it
she just wants a load of internet shut-ins to rally round her saying "but Swipey you're so gawjus, stay just the way you are bbz xxx".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Ol' Vichy boy here is correct
If you start to actually appreciate yourself more and accept that it is only a magazine image of beauty that is pushed upon the gullible then society would all be happier.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

this would be nice
But it'll never ever happen. I'm taking an "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" approach
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Agreeing with Al, online.
And there's some fairly hefty competition.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

oh man :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)