I honestly can't think of anything else that I want to do.
That's sad and why I work in insurance.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My mum?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I've already had her, Tangers.
She stinks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

gizza job
i'd be well good at insuring and even better at stitching little old ladies out of payouts.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:43, Reply)

It's not quite what I do but you're not far wrong.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I'd be well good at stitching companies out of payouts
when they get pirated by Somalis.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

You're a natural.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

See?!
gizza job

I well like suits and lunchtime drinking and that.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Alright Yosser Hughes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

When they showed that at our school,
they were aghast to find that the touching story of unemployed men's struggle to maintain dignity was met with hoots of hysterical laughter, pointing and impressions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Pretty much the same reaction we had to Joey Deacon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Same here
cf Ben Harwick, Herald of Free Enterprise, both Cambodian and Ethiopian famines, space shuttle disaster, Marchioness, Bopal chemical disaster, Chernobyl.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Maybe Chef.
But it looks like hard work and long hours.

I like restaurants.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Good drinking opportunities.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Very hard work and not well paid
split shifts 6 days most weeks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

F that.
I was thinking 3 hours max and then getting on the guzzers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Knock a couple sarnies together then help yourself to the bar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Totes.
Crack on with the High End Drinking. Which, btw, I love.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I had no idea - we could be twins!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Lunch and dinner shift 5 hours a pop
My wife spent 15 years as a Chef shes now in Catering management earns shit loads more and works from 7.30-3.15pm each day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Something about a badly made kebab.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

People seem to think certain jobs are a walk in the park.
On of the best I heard was someone close to retiring talking about opening up a B&B near the coast not realising it's a 24hours a day job 7 days a week
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

When you say 'certain jobs', you're really talking about 'park keeper' or 'dog walker' here aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

*facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Nice quiet one in Margate or Great Yarmouth.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Fucking hell, I once went the Clacton on sea* that was dire
*it was work related not out of choice
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Until you have been to GY (as I am qualified to call it)
you are an amateur at all things in life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I'll make a point of avoiding it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I honestly think it's the worst place I have ever been.
And I have been round Monty's flat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Hello?
I do read this site you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

You could open up a rival chain to the motorway restaurants that Battered has.
Big chef.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

+ heap i

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)