yeah
you shall have to treat me though......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

OI GARCON!
Half a shandy for the lady
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

in a ladies glass

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

sod that
After today I think i need a couple of pints of some turbo nutter bastard drink.Not in a ladies glass either!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Looking at the size of the glasses in your picture
it would take two bottles to fill one glass
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)

unless she is battered size and its all an optical illusion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Pintolele

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Remember Father Ted?
When he is trying to explain the difference between things that are close up and things that are far away? That explains why the glasses look so big.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)

We never let facts get in the way

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Yeah you tell the tiny bird double H
She is probably one of them dwarf lot you see in the zoo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)

oi
I am 5'10" I will have you know.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)

You need to send tit gazzes to B-dog to prove this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:34, Reply)

*nice work agent Double H*
I haven't seen any midget porn for ages
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)

You are most welcome
*doffs hat*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

checks inbox

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Battered will be there you know he has the hots for you right
I think he's booked a travel lodge and everything
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

well really
If he buys me a pint first I might entertain the idea. never been anywhere near a shorter man though.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)

You might not have noticed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Somewhere to rest your glass innit
silver lining and all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)

and....
if his head is about waist height and he can breathe through his ears then we might be onto a winner.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Breathing through the back of the head would be better, surely?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)

No
A well timed squeeze of the thighs could suffocate him!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:22, Reply)

His 6 brothers would be really Grumpy then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Hahahaha
That's not the type of image you want to promote round here

especially when Chompy's around
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:22, Reply)

This gives men throat cancer
FOR SHAME WOMAN
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)

only from infected people
and I am clean....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)

er you are a girl
and girls a dirty and smelly

Sporters told me this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)

he is telling you porkies
it is boys who are dirty and smelly which is why I throw rocks at them.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)