Evening thread
although I'm still at work for a bit yet. I am on support this week and a new release went in at the weekend so there have been "teething problems". Also I have to pick up some work for a guy who's off sick and he'd not done half of what he was supposed to. Two weeks off? It's only a detached retina, man up.

How're you lot?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:33, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Been better tbh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:35, Reply)

:(
I prescribe strong Polish lager. Or a nice bottle of wine. Or both. I might go both.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:37, Reply)

I'm not all that keen on those polski beers.
I think it's the packaging - I really am that stupid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:40, Reply)

the 24/7 off-licence on Commercial Road had loads, usually on a 6 for £6 offer
whereas their selection of ales was distinctly lacking. So I found I quite like Tyskie, and Lech isn't too bad either. Not sure about Zywiec, and I think there was a 4th one that I've forgotten the name off. Or I'm repressing it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Monty mate, I donno what to do, there's Xbox E3, Apple WWDC _AND_ hollyoaks on at the same time.
I can only watch two at a time !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:40, Reply)

hollyoaks obvs

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:16, Reply)

I've got some chicken breast fillets in the fridge
that I didn't use for my curry on Friday. Part of me is thinking I could do something with them and some cream and mushrooms and leek and white wine and tarragon, and another part is thinking, "Nahh, they've probably gone off. Order a pizza."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Me too!
And I'm fully attached to both retinas. Which is a bonus.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)

would you like my recipe?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:41, Reply)

No, ta.
fast day today. Just chicken breasts and salad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:45, Reply)

www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Chicken-Mushroom-and-Leek-Fricassee-103509
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:45, Reply)

SHE SAID NO FFS, WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF LEEK-PUSHER?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:50, Reply)

It's like he's not even listening!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Oh he's listening alright,
and what he's hearing is another possible leek addict victim for him to prey on. People like him make me fucking sick - like society doesn't have enough problems already.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)

What a Frank.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)

Totes.
'Talk to Frank'??? No ta.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:59, Reply)

I really can't be arsed to cook anything remotely like this after a long day.
So it's cheesy scrambled egg I'm afraid, on toast.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I'm thinking of having a Dutch dinner*


*6 x Grolsch
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:48, Reply)

I see no possible problem with this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Me neither.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:50, Reply)

What'll you wash it down with?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)

drugs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)

*Manly handshakes*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Leeks

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I know a guy who can hook you up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I'm waiting for my greengrocer,
shopping bag in my hand.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Listen man I've been clean for six years.
When I left Caernarfon I turned my back on that shit - FOR GOOD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Are you Prince Charles?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:03, Reply)

Good thanks Lighty.
Long day, but a productive one.

This evening will be spent sorting some clothes, and maybe having a cheeky can or two.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:11, Reply)

I am fucking FURIOUS that my WELL GOOD Bartleby Is A Nonce joke didn't get PP'd.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1987701
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:30, Reply)

bit needy, no offence

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Only a bit?
Fuck's sake, why is everyone trying to undercook my achievements?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:41, Reply)

trying to be nice to you here

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:44, Reply)

I've clicked.
But only so you move above the post that got AA on the popular page, if that post was worthy then so is your post.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Why? where was your secretary?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Alright b3th?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Sho nuff.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:58, Reply)

I see you've signed up for Bristol drinks.
Well done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:06, Reply)

All the cool kids will be there.




And me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:09, Reply)

I'm sure you'll find a reason to bail.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Alright Mr Fucker.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Good thank you.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Tired mate.
As I say I just can't be arsed to do anything. Eat and watch a dvd and look here now and then.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Why not go for a nice walk.
Or maybe a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:11, Reply)

A walk TO a pint.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:12, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Alright Dozer.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Will being a mod get me more sex?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:30, Reply)

It certainly hasn't worked in my case.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 19:30, Reply)